Teh man afraid of a chicken...the crappiest story eva!!!! part 2
1 year ago, there was a man called jason. he was 30 yrs old. he lived with his mum on a farm 1 mile next to a plant. there were all sorts of animals there, cows, ducks, horses, sheep, pigs, and 5 chickens.
every day, jason would wake up at 6am, eat breakfast, then milk the cows, ride the horsesm round up the sheep and shave sum, and collect the eggs from the chickens. he was a very busy man. at lunch he would always feed the animals.
one night, a chicken ran away. the next morning, wen jason was goin to collect the eggs.....he couldn't find a chicken. he saw a break through the fence. jason didn't mind, he just went to another farm a few miles from there and bought another chicken. and continued workin at the farm as usual.
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i bet ur wondering bout the chicken dat ran away, well that little chicken walked miles nd miles away from the farm. she hated it there. it was to grose nd dirty for her. this chicken was a curious but posh chicken, who liked everything to be clean, unlike the pigs. she thought they were DISGUSTING rolling in mud. and wot about those cows? farting every minute.
as she wondered off into the distance, she came upon a plant. it was very loud, and very smelly. this very curious little chicken wondered into this plant. she come up to the door. there was a sign saying:
SIGN
CAUTION: beware, dangerous chemicals in here. ENTER AT UR OWN RISK!
this chicken couldn't read, so she went into it like a little kid walking into a candy store . as she walked in, she saw sum curoius and strange looking things. there were giant cans of green gooey stuff, a big machine making them too. but there was something dat caught her eyes, a giant, and i mean giant, tube looking thing full of the green gooey stuff. It was so bright and very hypnotic. it looked like a lava lamp. as curoius as she is, she walked up it. she jumped up on to the panel board, not knowing there was a giant red button. she accientally stepped on it.....
hehehehe.......hav no time to continue....but if u like so far....tune out for continuation of story in next entry...hope u like so far!!!
