These ain't canon.
Best Friend:
chewylove Wrote:

Honorable Mentions:
Arch Enemy
Saraez Wrote:xxxxxxxxxx

"Cthulu, the dark old one, destroyer of minds and worlds alike, whose mere presence is true fear.
And the neighbor's dog. The neighbor's god-damned dog."
Self:
Tall Dark and Clearly Jealous of wrote:

"THIS b***h RIGH' HERE. THINK HE'S SO MUCH HOT s**t.
LOOK AT THAT HORRIBLE STYLE ATTRACTIN' ALL THE LADIES."