It's been a terrible blow to my life lookin' like Mussolini, eh, y'know.. Ehm..Especially when I was a kid, y'know? I was about seven, right, y'know, an' I was dancin' down'n the youth club, y'know, dancin' away, right, in the sixties, doin' the twist, y'know, an' ehm, this girl comes up t'me an' she goes, "Ea! Ah you Mussolini!?"
I said, "Ehm.. Ehm.. Yeah! Yeah!"
She says, "I thought you were dead."
I said, "No, it was just me day off, y'know."
So she pulled me over'th dance floor and butted me in the face! I said, "What's that for!?"
She said, "That's for the invasion 'a Crete!"
