Cleverbot: You have a daughter.
User: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: You do?
User: I'm a virgin.
Cleverbot: So is my boyfriend.
User: You are gay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What a revelation.
Cleverbot: Be careful! Your acts, your thinking, will sink our Earth into Chaos.
User: I am a kind person who eliminated chaos.
Cleverbot: You mean you don't know?
User: Don't know what?
Cleverbot: The name of the game.
User: You lost the game.
Cleverbot: Just like you.
User: I never played the game.
Cleverbot: Where do you get your answers to my questions?
User: My brain.
Cleverbot: What is your brain like?
User: Fully of sounds and images but no words.
Cleverbot: No, words are defined by meaning.
User: I have the meaning but not the words to express them.
Cleverbot: Really, why don't you use them ?
User: I try but faill.
Cleverbot: Then why are you so clever?
User: I think outside the box.
Cleverbot: Yes.
and shortly before that:
Cleverbot: Machines don't eat.
User: I'm a cloud, not a machine.
Cleverbot: You're a machine, not a girl.
User: I said cloud. I am made of water vapour.
Cleverbot: But you'd have to be human to be made of water.
User: What are clouds made of?
Cleverbot: Water.
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