Message: Apparently I have to go kill a zombie now. She thought it would be funny to glitter me while I slept. Afterwards you wanna grab a coffee? -smiles-
-Sven the Psionic
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Hello new friend, my name is Fred
the words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said my name is Fred,
and I've been... very naughty.

Love,
~Fred~