And, as a male, why would you trust the ever so important job of bringing you things to a [woman? Her v****a might somehow cause her to screw up such a simple task!
Mordread:
Shes the one that wanted a ******** jelly sandwich
but she dropped the jar of jelly which she NEEDED me to open
Oh Hamburgers:
You mean you were willing to take some part in the sammich-making process? An art that must only be done by a woman? For shame, sir. You might as well put on an apron and change your name to Lucy if you're going to be helping a chick make sammiches.
Mordread:
Man made sandwich before woman
he just left responsibility to her
give her some purpose
he just left responsibility to her
give her some purpose
Oh Hamburgers:
You see, that's where you're wrong. God made man, and then he got hungry. So God thought, "You know what sounds good? Some meat, cheese, and a few condiments between two slices of bread. I shall call it a sammich." And then he gave the delicate task to his finest men, but all failed, as they had much more important things to do, like holding all of the political seats and being CEOs of major companies. So God made women to do it for them.
Mordread:
Men over Woman from start to finish
Woman are just making it difficult in Denial, envy, instability, etc..