Gather around everyone, for tonight I have a tale to tell you. *Pause for dramatic effect* Once a in my youth I saw the most amazing creature. There is a majestic bird that migrates from the beautiful Alaska snow to the rainy valley of Oregon every year. Do you want to know what its name is? It is the elusive and rare Katelin bird. Its call is one of a kind. You only hear it when an animal or person his about to do something no one should look in on. When they go to use the bathroom the bird calls “Poo poo, poo poo!” *Pause for laughter* That is it, the tale of the infamous Poo poo bird.
Good-night everyone and sleep well, don't forget to close the bathroom door at night or you might be the next victim of the bird’s call.
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