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random shtuffs
funny stuff from omegle #2 - Tanner
this is me and some guy named Tanner

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi smile
You: hiya
Stranger: How are yooooou?
You: wink
You: goood
You: you?
Stranger: Heh being random! biggrin
You: niiccee!
Stranger: Hehe you random?
You: i do that all the tiem!
Stranger: Awesome!
Stranger: Names Tanner you?
You: Maddy
Stranger: Cool biggrin
You: nice to meet you
You: XD
Stranger: Hehe i know what you are in disguise, a balloon! biggrin
You: whaaaaa???? howd you know?????!!
Stranger: Guess biggrin
You: well whatever... i know that your secretly
Stranger: I gotta idea, lets inflate you to blimp size and travel around the world!
You: a panda!!!
Stranger: Yep :3
You: oh im such a beast
Stranger: How bout my idea though? smile
You: thatd be amazing!
Stranger: Awesomeee! *puts a helium hose in your mouth* biggrin
You: id be kinda wierd though cause technically youd be inside me... ;D
You: lol
Stranger: Not really razz ahaha.
You: true.
Stranger: *Your belly starts to round out and inflate bigger* XD
You: does this helium make me look fat???
You: XD
Stranger: Nah, inflated biggrin
You: okay, thats a releif....
Stranger: *your butt grows bigger and wider, tightening your jeans* XD
Stranger: Almost inflated! woo!
You: yay!
Stranger: Hehe *a button pops off your jeans and almost hits me* Woah! surprised
You: hopefully my pants dont rip off.... thatd be awkward
You: hahaha
Stranger: Haha XD
Stranger: Anyways your inflated woo!
You: lol XP
Stranger: Where too? biggrin
You: uuuhhmmmmm...
You: idk. wher are we starting?
Stranger: Lets go to Italy!
You: okay!
Stranger: biggrin *hops on your inflated butt*
Stranger: Yeeah, your jeans ripped a bit XD
Stranger: Your panties are showing XD
You: hey! dont be starein fool!
You: there just panties!
You: gosh!
Stranger: Haha blue lacey ones XD
You: oooh sexay!
You: whatre you wearing???
Stranger: Ahaha. Annyways, were stuck in inflated traffic! XD
Stranger: Clothing lol
You: thats good!
You: the clothing, not the traffic
You: you know what??
Stranger: Ram em to the side, but dont get caught!
You: im just gonna use my magic powers and make all the other ballons disapear!
Stranger: Thant works too surprised
You: hahaha you didnt know i was magical did you??/
You: haha
Stranger: Nope 0-0
Stranger: *Makes em all dissapear*
You: now!
Stranger: Uh oh, wind currents now!
You: on with the adventure! screw wind were too cool for that!
Stranger: It's blowing us off course fly through it! *holds onto your inflated butt and panties* XD
You: dont rip my panties! der expensive!!!
Stranger: I wont XD
You: good!
You: you know what?
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: whaaaat?
You: the wind just realized hes messin with a magical balloon and her ninja panda friend
You: its not gonna bother us anymore
Stranger: That'd show it :3
You: ;D
You: ikr?
Stranger: Dive down here to get to ITaly!
Stranger: *holds on tight* haha XD
You: *dives into a fancy restraunt cause im hungry*
You: yay! success!!!
Stranger: Eat out the restaurant!
Stranger: Inflated girls get discounts ^_^
You: oh yeah!
Stranger: Hehe there having an eating contest too!
Stranger: Winner gets food for free biggrin
You: ~i love being a balloon girl!~
Stranger: Hehe ^_^
Stranger: Enter the contest biggrin
You: well since im all huge & stuff and ur a panda... WE WIN!
You: YAH!
Stranger: Of course! But you gott enter for the free food XD
Stranger: There bring out food right now!
Stranger: *grabs a funnel* goooo! biggrin
Stranger: *starts feeding you*
You: om nom nom!
You: *keeps eating*
Stranger: *buttons pop off your clothes as you bloat and expand* biggrin
You: you just love popping my clothes off dont you? ;D
Stranger: Of course XD
You: hahaha nice
Stranger: Haha your bra and panties are showing more now XD
You: great... dont let anyone rape me cause im so sexy!
You: me and my bloatedness
You: XD
Stranger: Yeah inflated bloated girls are the best xD
You: oh of course! why would you want anyone else?
Stranger: Hiccup and burp for bonus points! biggrin
You: *BELCHES*
You: i totally spelled that wrong...
You: HICCUP HICCUP HICCUP
You: are we done yet?
Stranger: Say mmmph too due to bloatiness biggrin
Stranger: then we are ^_^
You: mmmmmmmmmmmmppphhhh!
You: yay! we win!
Stranger: Ahaha yep ^_^
Stranger: Your too bloated to move now though surprised '
You: darn...
You: what am i to do? :/
Stranger: I'll carry you for a bit then XD
Stranger: Im strong razz
You: good!
You: where are you taking me?
Stranger: *lifts you by the butt and panties* wherever you want! XD
You: can you walk to australia???
You: you really like my butt dont you?
You: XD
Stranger: I dunno maybe XD inflated/bloated butts ftw ahaha XD
You: oh yes!
You: well i dont care where we go... somewhere interesting!
Stranger: Australia it is then!
You: yay!
Stranger: biggrin *hoists you up* *huff* goooo!
You: am i ever gonna shrink?
Stranger: I dunno maybe XD Depends what happens XD
Stranger: Im fi ne with it though XD
You: okay
Stranger: *pokes your bloated belly and chest* haha XD
You: hahaha
You: whatchoo doin fool?? pokein my chest without permission?
Stranger: Haha *poke* you: *Hiccup*
Stranger: It's so squishy! XD
Stranger: Nice purple bra showing XD
You: teehee you have the hiccups!
You: purple? hmm...
You: i guess that could match my blue panties
You: XD
Stranger: You got the hiccups when I poke you XD
Stranger: *poke*
Stranger: Yep purple bra and blue panties, great combo!
You: i know right!
You: i knew those were totally yoour fav colors
You: im phsycic!
Stranger: surprised
Stranger: Were half way to australia!
You: exciting!
Stranger: Omg i see willy wonkas chocolate factory!
Stranger: Lets go to it first!
You: WWHHHHAAAAAA--??? DETOUR! NOAW!
Stranger: *detour* LEts steal the factory > biggrin
You: i love willy wonka
Stranger: Its closed up biggrin
You: yeah!
You: aw darn
Stranger: But we need to get in...i gotta idea!
You: whats that?
Stranger: I found this blueberry piece of gum...
You: you eat it! im fat enough~!
Stranger: And I think if you chew it, you will be big enough to break through the door!
Stranger: Come on, then you can deflate biggrin
You: ... okay!
You: *eats gum!
You: *
Stranger: ^_^ *gives you the gum*
You: oh whoops! *now eats gum*
Stranger: Begins the expanding! *holds onto you*
You: *turns blue and really big*
Stranger: Hehe it goes like this remember?
Stranger: *belly grows out, then butt, ahha* XD
You: hahaha yeah!
Stranger: Desribe your expanding a little biggrin
You: umm...
You: my whole bodys just round except for my awkward little stubby arms and legs!
You: and my bewbs are big too
You: ;D
Stranger: Say specifically your belly, chest, and butt and growing biggrin
You: *my belly chest and butt are growing*
You: happy now?
Stranger: Hehe yep :3
You: okay! *rolls over gate*
Stranger: *your as big as the factory* *hops on your belly* roooollll! You :MMMPH!
You: mmmph!
Stranger: *hops on your bewbs and purple bra* like a trampoline! biggrin
You: ow!
Stranger: Your big and bluebery, how can ya feel it XD
You: you dont just go hopping on girls bewbs!
Stranger: each bewb is as big as a over inflated yoga ball XD
You: those are huge boobs...
Stranger: Well you are a huge blueberry girl XD
Stranger: Fine, i'll hop on your butt and blue panties instead XD
You: do you have a fat girl fettish or somehting?
You: haha
You: butts better
Stranger: Of course! XD
You: ii guess
You: hahahaha
Stranger: Hehe, so soft and boucy :3
You: okay! can i deflate so we can go in??
Stranger: Yeeep youve been inflated/bloated/blueberied long enough, it was so fun biggrin
Stranger: Just hiccup ^_^
You: yay! thank you!
You: hiccup!
You: *deflates down to normal person size*
Stranger: Haha but your pants and shirt ripped still so your in your bra and panties XD
You: thats okay... im sexy anyways
You: =3
Stranger: Haha biggrin *pokes your purple bra and bewbs and blue panties and butt* XD
You: hey!
You: you gotta ask to touch me ther!
Stranger: Can I? Ahaha
You: mabey. whats in it for me?
Stranger: Beats me razz
You: weellllll... okay. just cause youve been so nice to me biggrin
Stranger: Ahaha *pokes bra and bewbs and butt and panties* eh...not exactly the same as before XD
You: would it be the same if you didnt have permission?
Stranger: No, I think I liked the inflated version better XD
Stranger: Bigger biggrin
Stranger: But therestill nice now of course XD
You: thanks
You: wink
You: aahh... well lets see what we can find in the factory!
Stranger: No problem ^_^
Stranger: I...gtg now though D:
Stranger: You gots msn?
You: awww! no
You: sad
Stranger: D:
Stranger: Guess this is adieu then :/
You: yeah...
Stranger: Byeee ^_^
You: it was nice traveling the world with you!
Stranger: Nice inflating ya biggrin
You: bye! :3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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