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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:44 pm >>
featuring: Nyrk, Valgaror, Houkito, Arianne Verbannte, Doctor Q / The Answer is False
Oh man, I had a crazy dream, and I need to tell you guys about it, or stuff will explode.
Anyways, so Nyrk loses his hat, right? But it turns out it's filled with crazy holy magic and whoever wears it will SEE THE VERY FACE OF GOD. And so yeah, this crazy cultist gets a hold of it, and sees the faces of the Elder Gods. They grant the cultist dark powers, and he has the ability to turn people into zombie/reaver type-things. Anyhoo, Nyrk kills the cultist with a crossbow, but by the time he got to him, the hat was missing, and the zombie infection has already started. [Valg] realises the potential of the zombies, and starts forging an army of them so that he can take over the world and start a zombie nazi empire or something.
So yeah, meanwhile I am eating some delicious noodles, when this [super small Houks] falls from the sky and hits me in the head. Apparently before the cultist had died, the hat had been destroyed in an accidental fire and all of the magick inside it had gotten lose causing other crazy things to happen. Like turning her super small, and giving her the power of levitation. So anyways, she's all like "ROCK. YOU NEED TO FIND THE AGENCY. THEY WILL TELL YOU THE WAY." And I was like, "kcool" And so she teleports me to this secret underground fortress where [Ari-V] is training soldiers to fight the zombies. And so Ari is all "Yo. I am busy doing stuff down here, so I can't go up to the surface world. But I want you to take these magic-destroying Balisong and go kill zombies for me. They've been handed down by the Verbannte ninja clan for centuries, and so they have mad powers. Although anyone outside of the clan who attempts to use them will explode, you are my clone, so I am pretty sure it is okay." And I'm all "sweet" and take them.
And so Houks teleports me back to the surface, and I'm all "I'm hungry. I'm gonna go get some seafood." And Houks is like "HEY ROCK. PRESS UP C. YOU SHOULD GO FIGHT ZOMBIES RIGHT NOW." But I ignore her, and go to eat some delicious crab, when Houks is all "HEY ROCK. PRESS UP C. SERIOUSLY." So yeah, I finally press UP C, and she is all "DON'T EAT THAT CRAB. THAT IS A PERSON." And then the crab is all "Yes, I am a person, thank you for noticing." And I am all"wtfisthiscrabsdonttalk," to which the crab replies "And how does that make you feel?" At that point I realise [the crab is Doctor Q] and put him in my inventory.
So yeah, I finally get around to fighting zombies, and after reaching level 50, I finally go to fight Valg, because I have reached the minimum level requirement to enter SS Deathstar Supergalactik. However, he is level 2000 and pretty much kills me. And I'm all "No! Using zombies to destroy the world is evil, Valg. You won't get away with this," But Valg is all "No, the world is pretty much ******** anyways. Zombie nazi domination is just the best answer to its infinite number of problems." But sudden Doctor Q Crab scuttled out of my inventory shouting "THE ANSWER IS FALSE." and kills everyone.
Meanwhile back on earth, Nyrk gets a [new hat]. It is purple with a stuffed vulture on it.
The End.
Anyways, so Nyrk loses his hat, right? But it turns out it's filled with crazy holy magic and whoever wears it will SEE THE VERY FACE OF GOD. And so yeah, this crazy cultist gets a hold of it, and sees the faces of the Elder Gods. They grant the cultist dark powers, and he has the ability to turn people into zombie/reaver type-things. Anyhoo, Nyrk kills the cultist with a crossbow, but by the time he got to him, the hat was missing, and the zombie infection has already started. [Valg] realises the potential of the zombies, and starts forging an army of them so that he can take over the world and start a zombie nazi empire or something.
So yeah, meanwhile I am eating some delicious noodles, when this [super small Houks] falls from the sky and hits me in the head. Apparently before the cultist had died, the hat had been destroyed in an accidental fire and all of the magick inside it had gotten lose causing other crazy things to happen. Like turning her super small, and giving her the power of levitation. So anyways, she's all like "ROCK. YOU NEED TO FIND THE AGENCY. THEY WILL TELL YOU THE WAY." And I was like, "kcool" And so she teleports me to this secret underground fortress where [Ari-V] is training soldiers to fight the zombies. And so Ari is all "Yo. I am busy doing stuff down here, so I can't go up to the surface world. But I want you to take these magic-destroying Balisong and go kill zombies for me. They've been handed down by the Verbannte ninja clan for centuries, and so they have mad powers. Although anyone outside of the clan who attempts to use them will explode, you are my clone, so I am pretty sure it is okay." And I'm all "sweet" and take them.
And so Houks teleports me back to the surface, and I'm all "I'm hungry. I'm gonna go get some seafood." And Houks is like "HEY ROCK. PRESS UP C. YOU SHOULD GO FIGHT ZOMBIES RIGHT NOW." But I ignore her, and go to eat some delicious crab, when Houks is all "HEY ROCK. PRESS UP C. SERIOUSLY." So yeah, I finally press UP C, and she is all "DON'T EAT THAT CRAB. THAT IS A PERSON." And then the crab is all "Yes, I am a person, thank you for noticing." And I am all"wtfisthiscrabsdonttalk," to which the crab replies "And how does that make you feel?" At that point I realise [the crab is Doctor Q] and put him in my inventory.
So yeah, I finally get around to fighting zombies, and after reaching level 50, I finally go to fight Valg, because I have reached the minimum level requirement to enter SS Deathstar Supergalactik. However, he is level 2000 and pretty much kills me. And I'm all "No! Using zombies to destroy the world is evil, Valg. You won't get away with this," But Valg is all "No, the world is pretty much ******** anyways. Zombie nazi domination is just the best answer to its infinite number of problems." But sudden Doctor Q Crab scuttled out of my inventory shouting "THE ANSWER IS FALSE." and kills everyone.
Meanwhile back on earth, Nyrk gets a [new hat]. It is purple with a stuffed vulture on it.
The End.
Posted: Wednesday July 3, 2013 10:25 pm
featuring: Snarky, Vish
[03/07/2013 22:25:50] R0CK: snark
[03/07/2013 22:25:53] R0CK: snark
[03/07/2013 22:25:58] R0CK: snarkypoo
[03/07/2013 22:26:05] R0CK: snark the herald angels sing
[03/07/2013 22:26:08] R0CK: calling tony snark
[03/07/2013 22:27:35] R0CK: o man
[03/07/2013 22:27:58] R0CK: your offline fir real
[03/07/2013 22:28:06] R0CK: anyways
[03/07/2013 22:28:23] R0CK: ima talk to you anywats
[03/07/2013 22:28:33] R0CK: before i forget
[03/07/2013 22:43:40] R0CK: u wer a detecive
[03/07/2013 22:43:43] R0CK: detecteive
[03/07/2013 22:43:46] R0CK: in my dream
[03/07/2013 22:43:56] R0CK: YOU SOLVED CRIMES
[03/07/2013 22:44:03] R0CK: yewwwwwwwwwww
[03/07/2013 22:44:11] R0CK: yew
[03/07/2013 22:44:16] R0CK: yes
[03/07/2013 22:44:28] R0CK: yesi is wjat i meant t ty[e
[03/07/2013 22:44:36] R0CK: you know
[03/07/2013 22:44:45] R0CK: anywas
[03/07/2013 22:44:54] R0CK: rlaboarations in the FUTURE
[03/07/2013 22:45:02] R0CK: elebararatoions
[03/07/2013 22:45:05] R0CK: elabaorations
[03/07/2013 22:45:06] R0CK: yes
[14:48:06] TDaS: I just got all of this now. LOL
[14:48:37] R0CK: thats probably because its the first time i used skype in like a million years
[14:49:07] TDaS: Hahaha. xD
[14:49:18] R0CK: buy yeah
[14:49:32] R0CK: you to wear the detective hat
[14:49:54] TDaS: xD; Ouch, man.
[14:50:11] R0CK: why is that an ouch
[14:50:19] R0CK: the detective hat is an honour
[14:50:44] TDaS: Oh, I thought you meant it differently. xD
[14:50:59] R0CK: my grammar is not the best right now
[14:51:26] R0CK: but what i mean is
[14:51:30] R0CK: you were the smart one
[14:51:46] R0CK: we were like this classic buddy cop duo
[14:51:58] R0CK: and we had to interrogate people and stuff
[14:52:09] R0CK: and i'd be all "let's just beat them up"
[14:52:27] R0CK: "they will have to tell the truth if we punch them enough"
[14:52:42] TDaS: Hahaha, sounds like Holy Slayer. xD
[14:52:55] R0CK: we share a punching philosophy
[14:53:06] R0CK: but yeah, the interrovictim would be all
[14:53:21] R0CK: "ogod you're not really going to do that, are you"
[14:53:29] R0CK: "to which you would be all
[14:53:33] R0CK: "kekekekekeke"
[14:53:49] TDaS: LOL
[14:53:55] TDaS: And then falcon pawnch.
[14:54:10] R0CK: in short, we were the worst crime solving duo ever
[14:54:41] TDaS: No, only the best.
[14:54:48] R0CK: BUT WAIT
[14:54:55] R0CK: there was a plot twist
[14:55:04] TDaS: Oh snap.
[14:55:22] R0CK: near the end of the dream, I was all "damn, we have found twenty butlers, and not a single one of them did it"
[14:55:33] R0CK: (we were on butler island)
[14:55:53] R0CK: "we are not making any headway on this case"
[14:56:02] R0CK: but then I realised
[14:56:24] R0CK: THAT IT WASNT THE BUTLER
[14:56:27] TDaS: WOT
[14:56:38] R0CK: YOU WERE THE THIEF ALL ALONG
[14:56:43] R0CK: IN FACT
[14:56:49] R0CK: YOU WEREN'T EVEN A REAL DETECTIVE
[14:56:51] R0CK: I JUST ASSUMED
[14:56:54] TDaS: LMAOOO
[14:56:54] R0CK: BECAUSE OF THE COOL HAT
[14:57:06] TDaS: MASTER OF DISGUISE.
[14:57:39] R0CK: and I was like "SNARKY, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME"
[14:57:56] R0CK: and you were like "LOL WHAT IT WAS FUN"
[14:58:01] R0CK: and then you flew away
[14:58:07] TDaS: ....LOL.
[14:58:09] R0CK: just grew some wings
[14:58:14] R0CK: flapped off butler island
[14:58:30] R0CK: I was like "damn, gotta tell the others"
[14:58:43] R0CK: so I went to GvG and was like "guise snarkys a demon"
[14:58:52] R0CK: "ALSO A THIEF"
[14:59:13] R0CK: and vish was like "108 POST A NUMBER"
[14:59:31] TDaS: LMAO.
[14:59:31] R0CK: and everyone else was like "lol everybody knows that"
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