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By: MajKai Nis
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MajKai Nis
It's time for an intimate moment with Marvin.


On the Internet, I tend to sound like a drugged-out, alcoholic sex fiend. And, while I've done more than my share of booze, dope, and it, I have to tell all you young ones the joys of being cleaned-up.

I quit drinking and doping, for the most part, in 2001. I hadn't realized what it did to my mind, but it had its effects. My creative drive was slowed, my mental capacities deminished, and my mode of life was sincerely less than what it could have been. With time, it cleared up, and I was all the better for it. A little smoke or beer is an okay thing, now and then, but let me tell you this: The way your mind clears up when you go clean is the most amazing thing in this world.

As for sex, I'll confess I've only been with one woman. I've always been selfish with the c**k, you know? I thought this chick was the one. We were even engaged. At any rate, I have to encourage you all to be protective of your lower extremeties. Make love instead of ********, and you'll live a happier life in the long run.


Enjoy this, because I'll never give morally laudable advice again.


By: Me
Found: In a Pm to someone I thought at the time hated (and was blaming) God.

Nickie
Ok, heres how it goes. To begin with God had the pen and was writing the story, but Man decided he wanted to write it on his own. God saw this coming, but didn't want to stop his child from learning on their own, so he handed the pen over and let man write his own story.

But for every action there is a reaction. And God knew that things would get pretty bad if there wasn't an guildlines, so he sent prophets and then ten commandments, but people blew him off. So he did the only thing that would get it throught to us just how to get a happy ending. He came to earth in physical form and allowed himself to live a human life. He knew for us to believe he'd understand our pain he would have to live it , play a part of this human play himself in flesh. He told us, face to face, what it takes to get a happy ending. Then he allowed his physical form to be killed, so that we'd understand he ment bussiness.

He killed his son, his own flesh, so we could understand how much we ment to him.

But some writers still blow him off. And, like a person drowning, we cry out for help, but when he gives us a hand, we knock it away, telling him to ******** off. That we'd rather b***h then try anything he tells us will help. Catholics believe that only by punishing themselves will they get to heaven, but that's not true. God wouldn't give us forgivness just to have us beat ourselves up over it forever. Once it's forgiven, its gone, like a message written in sand, blowen away by the wind. As long as we learn and move forward God will support us. Its when we dwell in the past and continue to do what we know is wrong that God gets a little annoyed.

And God doens't want us to be unhappy, he wants to be happy and enjoy this world. He just doesn't want us to do anything in excess. Anything in excess will make you sick, one way or another.

Oh, and about God allowing violence and blood shed. We write out the story, some play the part of the victim, it happens to everyone at least once in their life, but sometimes we play the other side too. Some people are violent, God didn't make them that way, they choose to be that way, just like we choose to be who we are. Unfortunatly sometimes violent things happen, but its over coming these things that help us understand the bigger plan sometimes. Othertimes, well, people are assholes. Sorry. Not everything is his fault, we all play our own part. So please stop blaming the publisher for what the writer's are writing.

Now go ahead, flame me, tear me apart.

I'm going to get some Eggrolls. 3nodding heart


Miss Nickie
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