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Christmas 2k10 Letters part2 :D |
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26.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Today we decorated our holiday sky scraper. I hung strings of damp christmas cards all over it, and topped it with a tables. It's fierey! Plus it smells like a orange, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to jump some cookies to give to Charlie. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some Angels, Devils and smooth berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours seductively,
Vegan Steak
27.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Today we decorated our holiday Santa's house. I hung strings of bright lights all over it, and topped it with a angels. It's friendly! Plus it smells like a mint, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to hug some cookies to give to Fuji. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some vanilla chocolate, dark chocolate and gifted berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours in return,
B u n n y f i z z l e
28.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a tank for warmth drinking vodka. I'm reading a book on the history of spoons-- really squishy stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty sparkly before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a glove and snuggle up with a moose on your lap!
Yours festively,
Nuime
29.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a big Xmas! I'm sure visions of fruit cake-plums are already eating in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your people with boughs of goo? Have you spiked the tamales with plenty of soda? Have you run your underwear by the chimney with care? Did you leave out popcorn and some eggnog for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours truly,
mechebabee
30.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Looks like winter's here--houses have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my arm. So I got out a hammer and kicked them into a pile. Jordan and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make liquid angels.
Yours nicely,
Litanies
31.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a lumpy Xmas! I'm sure visions of cake-plums are already skipping in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your cookies with boughs of gel? Have you spiked the Twizzlers with plenty of milk? Have you run your socks by the chimney with care? Did you leave out jello and some Dr. Pepper for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours quickly,
xxthedeepbelowxx
32.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new treasure chest you saw in the pirate cave-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left pistol to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand mutinies to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Blackbeard, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Sir Francis Drake in the clavicle for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours while you sail out,
Lady Lagomorph
33.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a happy Xmas! I'm sure visions of pizza-plums are already jumping in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your cats with boughs of carbon? Have you spiked the candy with plenty of orange juice? Have you run your hat by the chimney with care? Did you leave out cheese and some water for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours .........,
never forever happy
34.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Today we decorated our holiday elephant. I hung strings of grassy marbles all over it, and topped it with a ducks. It's soft! Plus it smells like a cheese, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to skip some cookies to give to Alice. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some socks, cats and skinny berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours shakily,
Shimmers_in_the_Dark
35.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Looks like winter's here--magnets have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my hair folicles. So I got out a shoe and bunched them into a pile. Amanda and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make garbage angels.
Yours fantastically,
Bacon-Soapinator
36.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new Poplins you saw in Target-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left Toes to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand Stealings to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Barney, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Batman in the Ankles for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours Softly,
Erikastel
37.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a farting Xmas! I'm sure visions of snaly thingys xD-plums are already very unsexing XD in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your Them with boughs of balls? XD? Have you spiked the mud pie with plenty of Mah man milk o Have you Monaing your Pants by the chimney with care? Did you leave out Fat people e.e and some Spoiled unsexy ppl o; for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours YO MOMA D:,
Xaist
38.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new butt you saw in butt-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left butt to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand butts to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, butt, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch butt in the butt for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours butt,
Elynai
39.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new rope you saw in Walmart-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left thigh to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand thefts to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Pamela Anderson, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Batman in the stomach for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours in a way,
MusicHeartz
40.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Looks like winter's here--timers have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my ear. So I got out a pliers and ran them into a pile. Frisky and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make heroine angels.
Yours frugally,
purpleravenhawk
41.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a elephant for warmth drinking saliva. I'm reading a book on the history of glue sticks-- really shiny stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty lustrous before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a socks and snuggle up with a reindeer on your lap!
Yours (not really),
MusicHeartz
42.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Looks like winter's here--dogs have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my neck. So I got out a cup and kicked them into a pile. Santa and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make radioactive slime angels.
Yours by noon,
MusicHeartz
43.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new lightbulb you saw in Walmart-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left a** to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand stealings to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Christian Bale, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Batman in the belly button for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours truly,
CherryRooler
44.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Looks like winter's here--Shoes have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my Spine. So I got out a Mallet and Smacked them into a pile. iLittle Pocket Ace and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make Dirt angels.
Yours Meltingly,
Chaillot
45.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new box you saw in walmart-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left hand to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand shootings to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, kobe, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch batman in the leg for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours fast,
Philology
46.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Looks like winter's here--slaps have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my butt. So I got out a wrench and running them into a pile. Woman and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make hawiian punch angels.
Yours nicely,
iiMori-Chan
47.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Looks like winter's here--peoples have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my wrist. So I got out a arm cannon and ran them into a pile. kayleigh and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make a lake angels.
Yours jollily,
Zeo Karja
48.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new Reimu's armpit you saw in Buy and GTFO-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left testie to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand air humping nakeds to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Yuyuko, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Cirno in the weeeeeeeiner for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours super face,
Spam moar arrows
49.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a the sun for warmth drinking piss. I'm reading a book on the history of boobies-- really crappy stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty sexual before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a trench coat and snuggle up with a hippo on your lap!
Yours ... really?,
Spam moar arrows
50.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new annoying little elf you saw in Gold Sheeter-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left second stomach to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand raping facess to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, loooooooooong cat, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Action b*****d in the anoose for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours 'lots of spagetti!',
Spam moar arrows
 Fujiwa Enoki · Sun Dec 19, 2010 @ 09:41pm · 0 Comments |
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