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1.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Looks like winter's here--jack a** have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my d**k. So I got out a chainsaw and died them into a pile. Laura and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make cinnamon hot chocolate angels.
Yours quickly,
xXxCookiePlzxXx
2.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a christmas-y Xmas! I'm sure visions of plum pudding-plums are already caroling in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your ornaments with boughs of sand? Have you spiked the roast chicken with plenty of water? Have you decorate your santa hat by the chimney with care? Did you leave out lime jello and some egg nog for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours merrily,
MaryAnneStrangeAngel
3.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a whale for warmth drinking egg nog. I'm reading a book on the history of gifts-- really amazing stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty aromatic before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a coat and snuggle up with a puppy on your lap!
Yours simply,
Aigean
4.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Looks like winter's here--YOU have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my Leg. So I got out a broom and fml them into a pile. YOU and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make c** angels.
Yours running,
IDGAF EMP
5.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Today we decorated our holiday jackhammer. I hung strings of aggressive pins and needles all over it, and topped it with a pancakes on a stick. It's scummy! Plus it smells like a marijuana, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to sing some cookies to give to George. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some the metrodome, Hershey Park and s**t hole berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours undyingly,
xXxCookiePlzxXx
6.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Today we decorated our holiday Ballz. I hung strings of Ballz Ballz all over it, and topped it with a Ballz. It's Ballz! Plus it smells like a Ballz, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to Ballz some cookies to give to Ballz. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some Ballz, Ballz and Ballz berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours Ballz,
xXxCookiePlzxXx
7.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new coconut you saw in JcPenny-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left belly button to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand licking in publics to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Mariah Carrey, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Aquaman in the nostril for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours quickly,
mexdude258
8.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a Funny Xmas! I'm sure visions of Cookies-plums are already freaking in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your v****a with boughs of woot o 3o? Have you spiked the Cake with plenty of sperm? Have you ******** your Sexy Underwear by the chimney with care? Did you leave out Cookies in mai pants and some ICE CAPPUCHINOOO for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours Sexy,
Im Zoro Roronoa Sextoy
9.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new p***s you saw in hot topic-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left legs mm ;] to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand deaths to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, JOSHUAH! xD, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch spider man in the heart for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours boobies,
xUnforgettable Memories
10.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Today we decorated our holiday tree. I hung strings of magnetic berries all over it, and topped it with a candy canes. It's shiny! Plus it smells like a arm pit, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to baking some cookies to give to YOUR MOM. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some guts, brains and sticky berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours truly,
xXxAmber MishimaxXx
11.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Looks like winter's here--momas have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my pinky. So I got out a pencil and raped them into a pile. Justin beiber and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make Ewwww angels.
Yours Gayness,
Xaist
12.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Today we decorated our holiday elephant. I hung strings of sexy fingernails all over it, and topped it with a humans. It's smelly! Plus it smells like a smoke detector, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to scratching some cookies to give to Allen. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some chickens, tissues and sticky berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours gracefully,
Shyou
13.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a sexy Xmas! I'm sure visions of brains-plums are already kissing in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your oxen with boughs of neuclear waste? Have you spiked the cheese with plenty of pee? Have you kick your underwear by the chimney with care? Did you leave out spinach and some blood for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours truely,
Shyou
14.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a santa for warmth drinking booze. I'm reading a book on the history of shoeboxes-- really solid stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty tall before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a pants and snuggle up with a pikachu on your lap!
Yours merrily,
Destructo Woman
15.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new sword you saw in cvs-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left ankle to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand murders to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, justin bieber, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch batman in the foot for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours jolly,
Zeo Karja
16.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Looks like winter's here--rocks have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my Leg. So I got out a drill and shot them into a pile. Koi and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make ginger angels.
Yours quickly,
3PIC_RAVER
17.) Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new Mistleto Pie you saw in Ollivanders-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left head to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand bombs to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, RabidRansacker, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Iron Man in the forehead for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours gently,
Your Crazy Pet
18.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a Purple Xmas! I'm sure visions of c** Cake ;D-plums are already Effing in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your Chickens with boughs of j**z? Have you spiked the Chinese food with plenty of Ice Tea? Have you Run your Panties ;D by the chimney with care? Did you leave out Peanuts and some Coffee for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours Awesomely,
Ryoka Saphron
19.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new a hat you saw in Zumiez-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left boobs to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand man slaughters to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Zacky V, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Kayhla Mf Chase The Hero. in the Toe for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours slowly,
kayhla krueger
20.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a why am i even doing this? Xmas! I'm sure visions of soup-plums are already telling in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your penguins with boughs of crap? Have you spiked the burnt cookies with plenty of piss? Have you run your i dont know by the chimney with care? Did you leave out rawr and some why do you need to know for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours um...hi?,
Legend12Maker
21.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a Dicks for warmth drinking j**z. I'm reading a book on the history of Vaginas-- really Slimy stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty Jizzy before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a Condoms and snuggle up with a p***s on your lap!
Yours a** rape,
Black Reality
22.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a planet for warmth drinking shampoo. I'm reading a book on the history of dragons-- really stormy stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty windy before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a blanket and snuggle up with a moose on your lap!
Yours epically,
Dark_Scorpio
23.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new car you saw in tesco-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left head to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand murders to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, alex reid, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch jesus in the arm for just one moment with that thing."
Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours often,
Halt es ist Hammerzeit
24.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
Looks like winter's here--kiwis have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my hip. So I got out a saw and kicked them into a pile. Nippers and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make battery acid angels.
Yours swimmingly,
SqueakyPete
25.)Dear Fujiwa Enoki,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a arousing Xmas! I'm sure visions of dog-plums are already raving in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your poops with boughs of cocaine? Have you spiked the ham with plenty of coca-cola and orange juic? Have you orgasm your thong by the chimney with care? Did you leave out fried chicken and some hot cocoa for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours sexily,
Jagz the Insane
 Fujiwa Enoki · Fri Dec 17, 2010 @ 09:05pm · 0 Comments |
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