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"It's me snookie I crave attention, I wear sequined skirts and hair extensions
I like to hook up but don't call me loose, when I eat a pickle I suck out the juice
I'm lookin for love without any luck 'Hey you took our drinks'
Situation:'Yo snookie duck'
*Snookie gets punched*" This is from the key of awsome Jersey shore parodys

"Wake up in the mornin gonna find a quido, a nice juice hot tanned guy that might look good in a speedo
before I leave tease my hair, put the poof in the back and most importantly I gotta bronze my face with shellac
I'm talking grab a pickle for the road (road)
get into the jersey mode (mode)
Give the poof it's own area code(code)
Little italian flags on my toes (toes)
Got a signature Guidette pose (pose)
maybe today I won't get socked in the nose (Nose nnnnnnose)
Let's score for jersey shore, ouch my hairs stuck in the door
be as tan as I can so that I can steel your man
when i walk down the block all their heads will turn in shock like oh oh uh oh oh oh uh oh
Let's score for jersey shore, ouch my hairs stuck in the door
be as tan as I can so that I can steel your man
when i walk down the block all their heads will turn in shock like oh oh uh oh oh oh uh oh" from the venetian princess snookie tik tok parody