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Osmana bin Laden sent Mr Bush a coded message to let him know he’s still alive:

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Bush is baffled even the FBI, CIA & NASA can’t decipher it.

They ask Britains MI-6 for help. MI-6 replies “tell the president he’s holding it upside down”!


















A 3 year old kid was listening to his dad talking to his boss when the kid heard his dad say “b***h that b*****d!” Eventually they left and on the way home the son asked “Daddy What does b***h and b*****d mean?” And the dad replied “It means Girls and Boys son” Once they got home there mom started making dinner and she cut herself with a knife and said “********!” and the son was listening so later the son asked “What does ******** mean mommy” And his mom said “Cutting son”. After that he went upstairs to his dads bathroom and saw him shaving he cut him self and said s**t and the son overheard and eventually asked him what s**t meant and the dad said “Shaving cream son” Then the doorbell rang and the little kid answered it was a boy and a girl and they wanted his parents so he told them “Hello Bitches and Bastards my Mom is in the kitchen ******** herself and my dads in his bathroom putting s**t on his face”