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You know, I think we try to figure to much abut animals. In the California desert they found bones of a prehistoric porpus, and it's lower jaw stuck out alot farther than it's lower jaw. I they couldn't figure out if it was for like mating or catching fish, and I'm thinking "What if it's just a goofy looken fish, you know like a dorkfish." "Oh this ain't the ocean, HAHAHAHAHA, WWOOO, I better find me some water, HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" Cause can you imagine if you were fishing and you caught a dorkfish, your friends would be like "Hey man, what kind of fish is this?" and you'll be like "OH, nothing." cause you know that fish will stick it's head out of the bucket "I'm a dorkfish. He caught me on a corndog. I was swimming under neath the ocean and said Whats a corndog doing under neath the ocean?But you know me boy I love them dang corndogs, WWWOOO!!!!!." "I saw that bad boy, I bit it boom I was in the boat, that's the last thing I knew." It would be cool if they sold them at pet stores, you know how they say owner's always look like their pets? Go over to a friends house "Hey Bufert? What kind of fish is this?" "Dorkfish!" "I'm just fixen to feed him." "What do you feed a dorkfish?" "Corndawg, boy they just gobble' em up. But you gotta take that stick out cause they'll eat that stick.