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Moi: What mood are you in?
Steph: The mood not to ask questions. I have a stuffy nose, I'm all upset.
Moi: So, ya sleep well last night?
Steph: No. I was hot, Britty would always make me uncomfortable. *to Britty* Yes you would, yes you would!
Moi: Are you surprised Despicable Me was rated with a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes?
Steph: Not really. *yawning* I thought it'd be good.
Moi: Yeah, I'm the only person in the world who thinks it looks dumb, it seems...
Steph: Rex thought it looked dumb-ish.
Moi: Oh. Okay.
Steph: *to Britty* MREOW!!
Moi: ...?
Steph: She tried to hit me 'cause I was playing with her ear.
Moi: Maybe you shouldn't play with her ear, then she wouldn't hit you.
Steph: But you know that part in a cat's ear that's like two flaps of skin that should go together but no, they're like separated? I was squishing those two together.
Moi: That sounds uncomfortable. For Britty.
Steph: I was about to say, "Nope, I felt fine!"
Steph: Ask your question.
Moi: I shall. Are you sad about Newt?
Steph: Yeah.
Moi: I wish they didn't cancel it... That was gonna be the best movie ever!
Steph: I agree...
Moi: Why, Pixar, why?
Steph: *cries*
Moi: Maybe they'll make it... later.
Steph: Hopefully.
Moi: Huh?
Steph: I said "HOPEFULLY!"
Moi: If you were gonna make one of your stories into a movie, which one would it be?
Steph: Huh. I'd have to think about that. Eh, maybe the Jeff things 'cause horror things are always funner to watch than to read, y'know?
Moi: So you don't think it'll make a good book?
Steph: I didn't say that, I just think it'll make a good movie!
Moi: Okay, so if you were gonna make one of mine into a movie which would it be?
Steph: Automata!
Moi: Of course. But why?
Steph: 'Cause it's epic. And it's my favorite.
Moi: But do you think it'd make a good movie?
Steph: It's EPIC. Of course it would!
Steph: *wearing Moi's glasses* Look at me, I'm Catherine! *throws a spoon at Moi*
Moi: Ahh! Oh, I thought those were my glasses!
Steph: Heh, no! It did make a breaking noise didn't it?
Moi: Mm-hm!
Steph: It's a fuzz ball!
Moi: What is?
Steph: Oh,there was this thing on the end table, so I shined the peircing beam at it, y'know?
Moi: rofl
Steph: And I looked at it through that light and at first I thought it was a mosquito, but I saw "it's a fuzz ball!"
Moi: Can you believe how many songs broke on my Playlist?
Steph: Actually I can. I think a website broke.
Moi: Of course you do, I suggested that in the first place.
Steph: Did any more break today?
Moi: I dunno... I haven't really checked. One more broke YESTERDAY...
Steph: I know.
Moi: So that's a total of 43 broken songs...
Steph: Yay!
Moi: *grumble grumble*
Moi: Would you like to ask me a question?
Steph: Yes. Uh, which of your stories would YOU make into a movie?
Moi: Ehh...
Steph: Or do you not think any of your stories would make a good movie? And if that's it, then why ask me?
Moi: Nah, I just need to think. Maybe Automata, but I dunno...
Steph: It is full of inside jokes...
Moi: Actually, no, it isn't. I mean, yeah, it kinda is, but naw, it isn't.
Steph: The whole thing is an inside joke, Cat.
Moi: Well, but you don't have to know the inside joke to injoy it.
Steph: 'Cause they explain it in the book! It's still an inside joke though. Or it was.
Moi: Wait... What are we talking about? What's the inside joke?
Steph: Them standing in the doorway, and not being able to be seen!
Moi: Oh! But I changed that, and now she's just hiding in plain sight... And it has nothing to do with the doorway making her invisible...
Steph: Still. It was the other person in the scene's fault that they were seen.
Moi: The girl hiding in plain sight wasn't seen... The dude who actually HID got seen...
Steph: Shouldn't it be "was seen?"
Moi: Probably.
Steph: Oh. Okay.
Steph: OCTOPUS!!
Moi: Those aren't crustations!
Steph and Moi: rofl
Moi: Anyway-
Steph: ♪ Emerald! ♪
Moi: Emerald China! Now, what movie do you wanna watch today?
Steph: Hmm... Something to do with Vikings.
Moi: I wanna watch that too... *sniffle* Come out to DVD sooooon!
Steph: It is out to DVD.
Moi: We're obviously not talking about the same thing.
Steph: No, we are, I just felt like confusing you.
Moi: Assuming we can only watch things we own, what do you wanna watch?
Steph: That's not true at all!
Moi: Well, no it's not, but ASSUMING it was, what do you wanna watch?
Steph: Y'know how that's not true? YouTube!
Moi: Well, okay, but ASSUMING-
Steph: Cats Don't Dance.
Moi: Oh. Awesome. Want me to go get it?
Steph: No.
Moi: Eh, fine.
Steph: My eyes still feel like they're about to fall out, Cat!
Moi: Oh, that sounds unhealhy.
Moi: Oh, did you hear about how horrible The Last Airbender apparently was?
Steph: No. What did you hear about it?
Moi: It was BAD. On Rotten Tomatoes, it has a 10%.
Steph: Ouch.
Moi: Eclipse did better. It has a 50%.
Steph: That's okay. Better than 10%!
Moi: Ehh, I don't feel like typing all that you just said. Can we be done?
Steph: *nods*
Moi: Alright, well thank you for the random interview!
Steph: Ummmm... You're welcome? Sorry, I just woke up...
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Yeah, so my arms hurt for some reason and I can't spell today, so yeah, thanks for reading! Sorry it ended so abruptly!
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