Stranger: I spy with my little eye something beginning with... C
You: c**t.
Stranger: no
You: c**k.
Stranger: no
You: c**
Stranger: no
You: Caroline?
Stranger: you're close, young 12 year old
You: Not 12.
Stranger: ok 13
You: Nope.
Stranger: keep guessing then
You: Crotch?
Stranger: no
You: I'm pretty sure its c**k.
Stranger: no
Stranger: guess again
You: Yes it is.
You: You can't lie to me.
Stranger: I'll give you the second letter
Stranger: r
You: Crotch.
Stranger: no
You: Yes it is.
Stranger: no
You: Crack.
Stranger: CRAB PEOPLE
You: HOLY s**t REALLY?
Stranger: THEY HAVE ARRIVED
You: ARE THEY HERE TO TAKE MY CHILDREN?
You: NO ******** THE CHILDREN.
Stranger: RUN AWAY
You: MY ******** VIDEOGAMES.
Stranger: that can be arranged...
You: I c wut u did thur.
Stranger: THEY'RE AT YOUR WINDOW
You: HOLY s**t
Stranger: HIDING UNDERNEATH THE TREES
Stranger: RUN STRANGER, RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIFE
You: I live in the desert though.
You: D:
Stranger: you can only go so far stranger
Stranger: you must defect to your crab overlords
You: Never.
You: NEVER.
Stranger: THEN PREPARE TO DIE
Stranger: they come into your home
Stranger: what do you do?
You: ******** THAT s**t I HAVE AN ARMY OF TURTLES.
You: SNAPPING. TURTLES.
Stranger: IT'S AN ARMY OF GIANT CRAB PEOPLE
You: I HAVE FIRE.
Stranger: FOOD CHAIN, ******** YOU HAVE NO HOPE
Stranger: THEY HAVE FIREBALLS
You: I HAVE GUNS.
Stranger: THEY HAVE GUN...BALLS
You: I HAVE WATER BENDING WATCH THAT s**t.
Stranger: OH s**t CAN'T ******** WITH THAT
Stranger: READY THE EXODUS MACHINE
You: I CAN BEND BLOOD LIKE THAT SOUTHERN POLE b***h.
Stranger: THE EXODUS MACHINE CAN BEND THE SPACE-TIME PHLEBOTONIUM
You: I AM PALKIA AND DIALGIA ******** THAT s**t.
You: I CAN DO WHATVER I WANT.
You: Whatever"
Stranger: THE EXODUS MACHINE SENDS US BACK TO THE START OF THE CONVERSATION
Stranger: I spy with my little eye something beginning with... C
You: c**t.
Stranger: no
You: c**k.
Stranger: I CAN CHANGE THE FUTURE
You: WHATTTTTTT?!~
Stranger: You haven't experienced this yet, but an army of crab people is about to come into your house, stranger!
Stranger: I KNOW THINGS
Stranger: I KNOW ABOUT THE CHILDREN
You: Oh..I know..because..I AM THEIR MOTHER ******** LEADER.
Stranger: I KNOW ABOUT YOUR VIDEO GAMES
Stranger: L O S T
You: Your screwed...Keanu is on our side now.
Stranger: and bacon of course
You: Don't you dare forget /b/ and /v/
You: They are on our side too.
You: You can have /a/...
Stranger: THE EXODUS MACHINE ALSO HAS INCREDIBLE VUVUZELA POWER
Stranger: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You: NOOOO! YOU KNOW OUR WEAKNESS!
Stranger: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZBBBBBBBBBBBB
You: *Uses /b/ as shield*
You: COME ON /b/! DON'T LET ME DOOOWN!
Stranger: /b/ is down at the moment
You: WHAT!?
You: THAN I WILL USE /v/ MOTHER ********.
Stranger: YOU ARE POWERLESS
You: *Crabpeople use rage!* *ITS SUPER AFFECTIVE*
Stranger: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Stranger: Dicks, Dicks everywhere
You: YOUR NOT MY WAIFU.
Stranger: Are you feeling lucky/
You: I AM lucky.
Stranger: You can protect yourself against my mightiest weapon
Stranger: but you won't
You: W-what do you mean..
Stranger: ....You'll see
Stranger: enjoy...
You: *CRAB PEOPLE USES RAGE EFFECT*
You: TAKE THIS
You:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsMwNlOX2VcStranger: DEATH
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: I....
Stranger: I...
Stranger: I am....
You: You are..?
You: Foolish? I know this...
You: AHAHAHA.
You: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
Stranger: I will....
You: You..you will..
Stranger: there is one thing...
Stranger: I haven't
You: W-what?!
Stranger: IT'S OVER
Stranger: NOW
Stranger: CRAB PEOPLE WILL BE DESTROYED
You: NO.
You: WHAT ARE YOU..NO
You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Stranger: DIE
Stranger: img13.imageshack.us/img13/8619/2204355.swf
Stranger:
smile You: Redditor...I see...
You: You're power...
You: is...
You: OVER 9000!
Stranger: the narwhal bacons at midnight the narwhal bacons at midnight the narwhal bacons at midnight the narwhal bacons at midnight the narwhal bacons at midnight the narwhal bacons at midnight the narwhal bacons at midnight
Stranger: Life is the muffin
You: ********. I forgot the redditor code.
Stranger: defeated
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so what now?
You:
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/You: Is my button of defeat.
You: You beat me this time..
Stranger:
http://www.hiyoooo.com/You: You..win...this......round........I'll....be back...WITH KEANU...
Stranger: I think Keanu is trapped in a million different photoshops of him sitting on a bench
You: Oh, but those are...only....clones...
Stranger: wat
You: Aha...ha..ha.ha....prepare for our next battlle...foollishh...mo...r..tall........
