FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was funny huh!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you and ask "Who's a** am i kicking today?"
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste. This is valuble s**t right here"
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the ******** out
FAKE FRIENDS: will hold your umbrella when it rains.
REAL FRIENDS: will take your umbrella and yeall "Run b***h Run!"
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was funny huh!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you and ask "Who's a** am i kicking today?"
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste. This is valuble s**t right here"
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the ******** out
FAKE FRIENDS: will hold your umbrella when it rains.
REAL FRIENDS: will take your umbrella and yeall "Run b***h Run!"
