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So, like, there's this guy.
And the WHOLE WORLD hates him. I'm telling you, when the guy steps into a room, everyone pulls out assault rifles.
He also happens to have the sickest mind of anyone you will ever meet. Every second word is p***s. Or skeet. You get the idea. That's not the worst, though. He's extremely... er, touchy-feely. Everything that he sees is automatically e-raped. House, mailbox, girl, air, he doesn't give a flying Bob Saget about it. He just jumps on it.
The worst is his 'posse', if you can even call them that, since they're all him.
Ugh.
The sad part? He's twelve. Or so he says.
And as annoying and sadistic as this kid is, he sneakily has everyone under his thumb. Now, you might be saying, "HAH! You're an idiot. That's impossible. We all can't stand him," but have you really thought about it? He can piss everyone off to the point of wanting to strangle him, and yet, when it's all over, he comes back and whines and everything is strangely back to normal. Yeah, we still say he's annoying, but he's still around, right? We haven't even ATTEMPTED to ACTUALLY get rid of him. No, no, we actually feel kind of sorry for the guy. And we don't even have a reason to. He brought all this negativity upon himself and we're just feeding the fire by giving him leeway.
Hey, I bet I don't even have to say what his name is. I bet you all already know.
And if you're smart, you'll do something about it.