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Dear Leonaenae,
I believe it was Hawthorne Heights who once sang, "Oh, my McDonalds, my dog, I've hungered for your pickle a long, beautiful time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Lil Wayne, who said "killing ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing ducks like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
Heavens Demon1
I believe it was Hawthorne Heights who once sang, "Oh, my McDonalds, my dog, I've hungered for your pickle a long, beautiful time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Lil Wayne, who said "killing ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing ducks like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
Heavens Demon1
iiSnuggleBunny
Dear Leonaenae,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a Round journey to the deepest Age of my Heart. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Las Vegas and dance with me across the undulating Baby? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and Jump like Jumping Snakes?
Yours truly,
iiSnuggleBunny
Please, my beloved, come with me on a Round journey to the deepest Age of my Heart. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Las Vegas and dance with me across the undulating Baby? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and Jump like Jumping Snakes?
Yours truly,
iiSnuggleBunny
tehmuffinzofevil
Dear Leonaenae,
How I long to hear your hairy song again. What was it called? Ah yes, rickroll. How your big voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded donkey. Such jealous! Let us join together and lick in unison, your yummy song carrying our hearts to stinky heights.
With love,
tehmuffinzofevil
How I long to hear your hairy song again. What was it called? Ah yes, rickroll. How your big voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded donkey. Such jealous! Let us join together and lick in unison, your yummy song carrying our hearts to stinky heights.
With love,
tehmuffinzofevil
KittyStickers
Dear Leonaenae,
I believe it was Micheal Jack-my-son who once sang, "Oh, my micheal jacksons balls, my pen, I've hungered for your d***o a long, hairy time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Lil Wayne, who said "bouncing ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing cough drops like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
KittyStickers
I believe it was Micheal Jack-my-son who once sang, "Oh, my micheal jacksons balls, my pen, I've hungered for your d***o a long, hairy time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Lil Wayne, who said "bouncing ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing cough drops like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
KittyStickers