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My beloved xXVanillaNinjaXx,

You and I are just two DUM f** people trying to make it in this SHIZZLE world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of SEXEY in the past, and I know you've dabbled in HOEBAG, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our SUNEP love. Without you, I'm nothing but a HAM RETARD.

Dear xXVanillaNinjaXx,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a happy journey to the deepest tower of my wishbone. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in San Diego and dance with me across the undulating puppy? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and running like crying beloved?



Yours truly,

Maimuna Luna

xXVanillaNinjaXx,

How I long to hear your fantastic song again. What was it called? Ah yes, On a Valentine Day. How your fascinated voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Birds. Such Excited! Let us join together and Bake in unison, your Yummy song carrying our hearts to nice heights.



With love,

Grace Leann


Yours DUDETASTIC,

iScream fer Ice Cream



xXVanillaNinjaXx,

You know how the song goes: "purple men say only grime monsters rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your slimy embrace. Now I know how Beetlejuice felt when the toxic waste barrels first parted to reveal Jack Skellington silhouetted against a explosive sky. It was disgust at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, grudgingly barfingly until you get here.



Yours truly,

Bleangamer

Dear xXVanillaNinjaXx,

How I long to hear your sweet song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Canvas. How your doting voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded panda. Such bliss! Let us join together and homeskillet in unison, your scrumptious song carrying our hearts to chocolatey heights.



With love,

xXx-S o u-xXx

Dearest xXVanillaNinjaXx,

I cannot begin to describe how crazily my armpit burns for you. As I write this, I'm moaning in my sticker, unable to contain my screaming desire. Please, accept my hot embrace and know that you're truly the pomegrante of my eye.



I yearn for you naughtily,

xXSweeneyXx

xXVanillaNinjaXx,

I believe it was Taylor Swift who once sang, "Oh, my jumping, my running, I've hungered for your throwing a long, big time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, chris brown?, who said "jizzing ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing cats like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?

XOXO,

angelcutie92

xXVanillaNinjaXx,

You know how the song goes: "orgasmic men say only chocoalte chips rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your wet embrace. Now I know how willy wonka felt when the pickles first parted to reveal oompa-loompa silhouetted against a green sky. It was smitten at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, planting sweet until you get here.



Yours truly,

xXSweeneyXx