She ran around in circles still trying to breathe.
"I'ma neva gonna take peices of words stuck on paper from strange men in jitterbug costumes ever ever.. ever again!" (insert name or Tanaya) vowed throwing a crumpled glittery peice of paper at the ground.
The ground shook uncomfortably.
"We have feelings too b****."(Gasp! I, Billy moE, have just put in a bad bad very bad oh so bad word.. O.o)
"--You mean to say that you have a severe case of scitzophrenia?"
"Umm... okay? Yes, that too but we really DO have feelings. I DO believe so, Miss Poppins."
"..O.o..."
"Next time, don't throw crumpled little mini-scripts that weird men in jitterbug costumes tell you to read out aloud while the people reading this s***ty (!gasP B.M. Just sweared again! rofl ) story are still hearing of what God has to say about Desperate Housewives!
... at the ground. Oh *ahem*. To viewers; don't hesitate to read that bit again." the peice of ground said, "We'd smile like a salesman, but apparrently, we can't seem to find our faces."
"We're sorry." (Name/Tanaya) answered feeling guilty.
"'Tis okay. Say lassie, 're you scirtzophreenik toohr?" the ground accused in an Irish accent.
"Aye, we cahn't hide from our oohn dahmn id'ntiteez." she answered back while at the same time doing some of 'em sweet sweet Irish jig accent.
"Hey, let's be friends."
"Sorry, but I'm kinda in the middle of turning into a fish.."
"Gn-hawww.." the ground sighed in disappointment..
AYE, 'TWAS THE NIGHT THAT (NAME/TANAYA) MET THE GROUND.
By: Billy moE. heart
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Oh god, that was long... Right Billy? *accidently pushes Billy into a river* ......Billy? O.o...
*heavy breathing from behind*
Gee... My neck feels weird today Billy.. could you possibly stop your um.. breathing? sweatdrop
Billy: *stops breathing*
Mirror: gonk ..BILLY!!! WAKE UP!!! gonk gonk
Billy: *resurrects*
M: Phew....-- Billy? Why are you digging a hole?.. And what's that rock?.. Hahah. It says my name.. thanks Billy. What is it?...
B: twisted
