The Narrator, "Someone's tampered with my books!"
Goldilox, Sharp Shooter and Teddy collector
Donkeyskin, mistress of disguise
Ali Baba, King of thieves
Rapunzel, Escape artist
Sugar Plum Fairy, Queen of Storyland
Magic Mirror, Sugar Plum's advisor
Lord Wilhelm, Master marksman
Babe, Paul's cybox
Paul Bunyan, Lives on a forest planet alone
Thumblina, Recon and sabotage
Icarus, Rebellious little $&!#
Sigurd, Self exiled hero
The Golden Goose, That lays the golden egg
Puss, Bounty hunter
Nutcracker Prince, Head of the SPF Guard
Nightingale, Singer of magical songs
Robin Hood, King of thieves(?), singer of magical songs(?) and master marksmen(?)
Little Match Girl, Seer of the flames
???
Tiger Lilly, Indian princess of never land
