
Captain Jirque- "I don't believe in the no-win scenario."

Mr. Spark- "The only logical course of action was retaliation."

Dr. O'Scully- "Damn it (insert name) I'm a doctor not a (insert occupation)!"

Lieutenant Ohalla- "For a moment I thought you were just a dumb hick who only had sex with farm animals."

Lieutenant Seikan- "Fencing."
Misshap Pirates

Cpt. Noir- "Infection is a way of life."