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i know the last list i had was 15 things to do in walmart but i lost it so i hope you like this one XD
~*~*~*~32 things to do when your in WAL-MART~*~*~*~
*1. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
*2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.
*3. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around'
*4. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.
*5. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
*6. Turn all the radios volume up to full blast.
*7. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen
you in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary).
*8. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
*9. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.
*10. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a high pitch voice.
*11. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and
when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right dammit!!" .
*12. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
*13. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you
will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
*14. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
"I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
*15. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
*16. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"
upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs".
*17. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and
say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
*18. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any
in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them.
*19. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.
*20. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask
the clerk where the anti-depressants are.
*21. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.
*22. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
*23. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.
*24. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies."
*25. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
*26. Walk around the store saying Marco.
*27. Make a trail of Cheerios around the pet department.
*28. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with
various funnels.
*29. Get 50 boxes of condems and place them in random carts when people arnt looking.
*30. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to
your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."
*31. put a bag of eminems layaway.
*32. Go to
the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out
much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
 xX_Misaki_Lee_xX · Fri Sep 25, 2009 @ 04:11am · 0 Comments |
