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Now Hiring: Elite Sohei bodyguards. Apply within!
The time comes in every Mod's life when there is need for loyal vassals and bodyguards. Or if there isn't, there's definitely a yearning for them. Mainly because you always wanted to say you have vassals and your own elite bodyguard squad.

I digress.

I am now in the market for some bodyguards of my own. But not just ANY bodyguards, no. I want my very own trained personal retinue of Sohei, Buddhist warrior monks.

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Duties: Protection of your Mod and her properties, defence of her honour and name, possible severe beatings of enemies. In the name of compassion and all that.

Requirements: Weapon Proficiency: Naginata, 10 ranks diplomacy, 5 ranks Knowledge: Religion, 10 ranks Jump, 10 ranks Intimidate, 10 ranks Tumble, 10 ranks Balance, Complete and Total Loyalty. Other skills and feats are welcome, but these are the basic requirements for servitude.

Note:
You will have to provide your own robes. Naginatas will be supplied by Kotiya's House of Pointy Objects, but the robes are at your expense.

If you believe you fit the qualifications set forth, please reply here. If selected, you will be contacted by a shadowy figure, who will give you your marching orders sometime within a week of your application.

Good luck!


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  • User Comments: [23]
    If I didn't fail the Jump requirements, and already have oaths prohibitting me from service, I would be glad to help! surprised

    comment Fiddlers Green · Community Member · Thu Jan 05, 2006 @ 06:57pm
    I'm gonna be honest with you, the Jump requirement is only there because I've watched one too many Hong Kong movies, and believe EVERYONE needs a minimum of Jump 10 to get around in everyday life. xd

    comment Cranium Squirrel · Community Member · Thu Jan 05, 2006 @ 06:59pm
    *snickers* Byaggha is funny. ^_^ I could offer you Sinnov; I haven't decided what he should do with his life, yet.

    comment Deoridhe · Community Member · Thu Jan 05, 2006 @ 07:09pm
    What are your feelings on sniper escorts? I'm a fair hand with Pistols, bows and the like, but naginata...not so much. sweatdrop

    comment Sir William Black · Community Member · Thu Jan 05, 2006 @ 07:10pm
    Byaggha, why not throw a Tumble or Balance requirement in there too... if we are going for Chop Sui Action Cinema? ninja

    comment Fiddlers Green · Community Member · Thu Jan 05, 2006 @ 07:11pm
    Do they have to do it all in those shoes?
    "Kotiya's House of Pointy Objects," xd

    comment Lasreaine · Community Member · Thu Jan 05, 2006 @ 07:18pm
    Fiddler: An excellent plan! *adds req's, drops religion to 5* I never said they had to be good MONKS, just good FIGHTERS. xd

    William: I'm not adverse to the idea, but the only picture I could get was with the naginata. I like sniper escort, and since there were Sohei with bows...yeah, I'm sure I could waive the naginata for bow stuff. 3nodding

    Deo: Up to you, really. This ad'll be here awhile, I'm sure. Take your time, becoming a vassal isn't something you just decide immediately. It's very lifealtering. Then agian, this is me you're talking to. I'll probably spend most of my time sitting around on Gaia. xd

    Las: Yep, them's the official monkshoes. 3nodding

    comment Cranium Squirrel · Community Member · Thu Jan 05, 2006 @ 07:23pm
    Okie dokie, sign me up.

    *goes to the local Robe Emporium*

    comment Sir William Black · Community Member · Thu Jan 05, 2006 @ 07:36pm
    *Only a 7 in Balance* D: I slipped on a bunch of wet leaves during my final ;-;

    comment Internal_Dragon · Community Member · Thu Jan 05, 2006 @ 08:22pm
    See now... I'm better with thrown weapons. I can cleave a man's skull in two (=/- some squishy bits) from twenty paces with a throwing axe. But a Naginata?

    Oh well. Maybe DV needs some Body Guards.

    comment TeaDidikai · Community Member · Fri Jan 06, 2006 @ 03:46am
    Well nuts! Balance req too high to score an ID, and a lack of throwns because I'm so very traditionalist and want more naginata users, so I don't get a Tea!

    This is getting very disheartning. crying

    comment Cranium Squirrel · Community Member · Fri Jan 06, 2006 @ 08:52pm
    I can carry around a naginata, if it'll make you feel better. It's basically a sword on a ling stick, right? sweatdrop

    comment Sir William Black · Community Member · Sat Jan 07, 2006 @ 08:04pm
    Drat, i knew i shouldn't have spent all my feat points on "Electronic Warfare Proficiency" and "Sneak"

    comment Operation Shoestring · Community Member · Mon Jan 09, 2006 @ 03:05am
    Rei: Buggerit! I shoulda put out a call for ninja, I'd have done so much better. crying

    William: Pretty much. I mean, so long as you don't trip and accidentally kill someone with it, I'd be cool with you just carrying it around. 3nodding

    comment Cranium Squirrel · Community Member · Mon Jan 09, 2006 @ 03:07pm
    Bya: Hell, half of Gaia could be in a ninja corps. That is, if you don't mind Naruto wannabes.

    And I'll carry a naginata. just don't expect me to be able to use it right. I'm a ranger that multiclassed to ninja...

    Don't question it! scream

    comment Sir William Black · Community Member · Mon Jan 09, 2006 @ 07:37pm
    I am applying cuz..uh..I'm Huggie and Bya luffles me? 4laugh ninja

    comment Huggiebear · Community Member · Fri Jan 13, 2006 @ 02:27pm
    Huggie: We'll totally accept that. 3nodding

    comment Cranium Squirrel · Community Member · Thu Jan 19, 2006 @ 06:18am
    i'd apply but i'm not a buddhist xd

    comment Lance Tennichan · Community Member · Thu Jan 19, 2006 @ 11:41pm
    Nuts! I knew this was too restrictive a call. biggrin

    comment Cranium Squirrel · Community Member · Sat Jan 28, 2006 @ 03:25pm
    ninja So, still need one?

    comment WillNobilis · Community Member · Sun Sep 24, 2006 @ 01:43am
    ...You offering? domokun

    comment Cranium Squirrel · Community Member · Mon Oct 02, 2006 @ 03:43pm
    wow awsome pro and house and journal,
    will i hope you have a nice day

    bye byes,

    by,XxXmithrahXxX heart

    heart !Myu! heart
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    comment Yeummy · Community Member · Fri Feb 22, 2008 @ 07:52am
    GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE TO YE.


    I'm a devout Buddhist...and yes, I can kick a** if I wanted to. LIKE IN THAT MOVIE, BULLET-PROOF MONK.

    That was a pretty kickass monk.


    comment Shake Your Buddha · Community Member · Wed Jul 23, 2008 @ 12:03am
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