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My Evil Plan To Take Over The World

Objective: Soul Accumulation
Motive: Sadistic Pleasure

Stage 1: To begin your plan you must first traumatize a diplomat. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a gunslinger?

Stage 2: Destroy Mt. Rushmore. This will cause countless hordes of supernatural creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage 3: Finally, you will activate your Opening of the Seven Seals, bringing about the End of All Things. This will all be done from an abandoned church. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect hyou their new god.