Disclaimer: I found this randomly on livejournal, so please do not give me credit for making it.
Aww s**t, get your cardboard ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the ******** deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your ******** toes
We running this, let's go
I'm in a box (I'm in a box)
I'm in a box (I'm in a box)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sneaking in a box (sneaking in a box)
I'm in a box (I'm in a box)
I'm in a box
Take a good hard look at the ******** box (box, yeah)
I'm in a box ******** take a look at me
Straight hidin' in a box -- the best way to sneak
Hitchin' a ride past all the guards and locks
You can't stop me ******** cause I'm in a box
Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm in a box, b***h (b***h)
We eatin' wildlife champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my mushrooms
Killing gators is fun
I'm chargin' lasers, you at Groznyj
eating Russian Rations
I'm hiding in a box, looking tan and s**t
The soldiers walk by 'cause I'm not even a threat
But this ain't boot camp, this is real as it gets
I'm in the box, ********, don't you ever forget
I'm in a box and
I'm sneaking past and
I got a cardboard box shrine
shipped from Japan
I'm the king of the world
in a box like Jack-oh
If you don't watch out,
CQC attack-oh
Get the ******** up, this box is REAL!!!
******** arms, I'm in a box, ******** (********)
******** beds, I sleep here, ******** (********)
I'm in a box with my gear, ******** (yeah)
This box gonna disappear, ********
Hey Boss, if you could see me now (see me now)
Mastering the cardboard tao (cardboard tao)
Gonna fly this box to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like ETERNAL WARFARE, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be in a box
It's a long tan cardboardy road (yeah)
Hey Cobras
Look at me, oh (handle with care)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big box coming my way
Believe me when I say
I ******** an E-V-A
I'm in a box
I'm in a box
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sneaking in a box (woaah)
I'm in a box
I'm in a box
Take a good hard look at the ********' box (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)
