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- You might be a *insert quidditch position here* but I think you're a keeper. (Take your pick.)
- Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!
- Firenze and I have a lot in common, we both have parts like a horse.
- My name isn't Neville, but i do have a longbottom. (I just thought this one was ridiculous which made it funny.)
- Did you say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.
- So your the Head Girl of your house, huh? hmm.....
- Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.
- Oh, no everything’s cool. I got the Fiendfyre treatment, no more crabbes.
- Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my 'swish and flick.'
- Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
- Yeah girls call me "Aguamenti." Everytime they hear my name, they get wet.
- It's a portkey.... once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you ain't never been before.
- I solemnly swear I am up to no good...
- Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.
- Would you like a butterbeer? It's a portkey. Next thing you know we'll be back at my place.
- I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire. (similar to a previous line, but better I think.)
- I'm like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right i'll open wide for you. (Pretty much a witch's line)
- You know...I have been mistaken for a centaur before. (similar to a previous line, and a bit
- Did you just cast a spell on me baby? 'cuz I'm feeling an engorgio charm coming on.
- I know you're taken, but if I had a time-turner, you'd be mine. (How 'bout that one, huh?)
- Is your name "Avada Kedvra"? 'Cause you've got a killer bod.
- The sorting hat says you should be in my house...wait ...whats that...it also says you should be in my bed.
- Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there's sparks between us.
- Did you slip some firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?
- Did you cast Impervio on me? Cause when I'm near you I can't control my body.
- Not even Veritaserum could make me express how much I’m truly attracted to you.
- If you were a Dementor I would turn criminal just to get your kiss.
- Do you want my Elder Wand, because you're looking Deathly Hollow...
- You don't have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on.