Time: 2:00 AM
Yo Food. Did you know you act sorta....like a puppy?
What Do you mean?
Well your sorta like bark at cats and love howling at sirens. You chew on chew toys and eat Freaking dog biscuits though your a 5 star chef. Me and Tanu have been wondering if you knew.
Of course i know. I do have average dog habits.
Some people call me a pup.
Women love cute manly men!
And Butt ******** love them too.
I like the smell of barbecue as the next guy but..you reek of American grill.
Don't women love the smell of Honey Mustard BBQ?
Yeah on a pretzel.
Your Hopeless
At least your not dating guys...
...
Don't look at me with that puppy face!!
What puppy face?
*facepalms*
Idiot...
You Really are a hopeless mutt....
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