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sex is like KFC:
once you nibble on the breasts and thighs, you still have a box to put your bone in
>.<
Sorry boys, I only suck lollipops
A red-head told her blonde sister "I just had sex with a brazilian guy"
Her sister gasps and says "You whore! A brazilian is so many!"
>.<
the only thing worse than being chased by a zombie is being chased by a zombie. . . that's on FIRE
You're my best friend but if we get chased by zombies I am so tripping your a**
A really rude guy walks into a ramen bar and orders plain Ramen. Once he gets his order he begins noisily slurrping the noodles, causing other customers to leave in disgust. The owner ofthe resteraunt comes over and says "If you wanna suck noodles, go to a strip club, this is a family resteraunt" (That last one was lame bt I love Ramen)
 Phantom Mutt · Sat Jul 25, 2009 @ 12:39am · 0 Comments |
