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I was talking to people on the phone. Here are some of the things that were said:

Leesha:-sucking on a popsicle-
Raemi(me): GAH! stop sucking on that thing! It hurts my ears!


Mom: Your dog ate your shorts cause they had blood on them.
Leesha: was it your period?
Me: ya
Mom: and it smelled like a dead thing
Me&Leesha: . . .
Mom: That came out wrong


Me: Ya, so I told him we were in Kentucky and he said "I'm in Oklahoma"
Leesha: That's almost as far as Chicago!
Me: . . . Wow Leesha



Me:Ya, my mom and roy are being really loud in there
Mandie:Aww poor Raemi. Your life is screwed huh?
Me: Ya. . . Literally


Me:I just thought of something!
Mandie: What?
Me:Saiyu shall see Uruki dress, not shower."
Mandie. . . Ok?


Me: O my god!! -clatters- Jesus what the hell?
Leesha: are you ok?
Me: No there's a moth in here and It's raping me! -gets fly swatter- die! ah. ah. ah. ah. ah .ah
Leesha: Problems?
Me: the stupid thing won't sit still
Leesha: duh
Me: Die already you bastered
Leesha: -laughs-
Me: Looking into the light hurts my eyes but that's where the thing is.
Leesha -still laughing-
Me: whatever, It is on the overhead light, I shall still be on the computer. Rapist bastered bug


Me: so i was in the shower and this bug was like folowing all my movements.
Leesha&Mandie: Weird
Me:And then when I was in the shower it flew into it and watched me there too.
Leesha and Mandie: Creepy
Me: It likes my body
L&M-laughter-
Me: Damn rapist bugs.

Are we not the randomest and weirdest people? Who has a phone conversation about this crap?