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Robobrains have many comical, yet quite morbid, dialogue programming. They strongly hint that while the brain has feelings for all forms of life, the robot programming makes it involuntarily kill. However, Robobrains may possess feeling, and therefore have the ability to attempt to persuade or lie to others.


* "Theres no use in hiding. I am programmed to be quite relentless, you know." -when looking for a target
* "Are you still there?" -When looking for a target (possibly a reference to the game "Portal" from Valve)
* "Where are you?" -When looking for a target (also a possible Portal reference)
* "Please come back. I'm sorry about all that recent unpleasantness." -When looking for a target
* "I'm sorry for all that shooting and flaming. It's just the way I was programmed." -When looking for a target
* "I'll find you eventually, you know." -When searching for a target
* "Why did you run away? I'm really not as scary as I look." -When giving up searching for an enemy
* "Dont tease me like that." -When giving up searching for an enemy
* "My search routines are quite advanced, dont you think?" -When finding a lost target
* "I'm really quite good at killing things. You may want to run away now." -When finding a lost enemy
* "Were you trying to hide from me?" -When finding a lost target
* "I'm a much better tactician than you. It's all in the brain, you see." -When engaging a target
* "Please lower your weapon and submit." -When engaging a target
* "Tsk tsk. And I thought we could be friends." -When engaging a target
* "Please believe me when I say I'm not enjoying this
* "Which do you like better, the psionic beam or the laser?" -When engaging a target
* "My programming requires that I keep trying to kill you." -When engaging a target
* "Nothing personal." -When engaging an enemy
* "I calculate you chance of success to be...well, I dont want to be morbid..." -When engaging an enemy
* "I'm not programmed to fail, just so you know..." -When engaging an enemy
* "They could have programmed me to love, to forgive; but noooooo." While attacking at longer ranges.
* "I hope we can still be friends after this." While attacking
* "I'll miss you". -When deactivating