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Here is a short story.. About a Biscuit..


Once upon a time, There was a giant biscuit in the road.. This Biscuits name was Albert. Albert was a Canadian biscuit from the moon, where the martians attempted to eat him.

Luckily , Albert the Canadian Biscuit from the Moon, stopped them by telling them a riddle In algebra. This Algebraic riddle Consisted of 400 words, none of them English.

After the Martians heard the Riddle they Immediately Became German Shepard's. In which Albert used To ride off the moon and into Chicago.. also Known as the center of the earth.

After 2 weeks in a snowstorm, and 3 minutes in a sand storm, Albert Finally reached a vacant Lot, where he could sleep in peace. But Just when He took a step into the lot, the German Shepard's Exploded into tiny French Pieces.

Albert Cried for 19 seconds.. But then fell in love with The girl of his dreams... Bob the Biker Dude.

Bob the Biker Dude, was 2,834 1/2 years old, and wanted to get married to the next Bake good the asked him. However before Albert could approach him, an Evil Tart from the Nether realm Asked Before Him.

Albert was stunned, He loved that biker dude that he didn't even meet, and was willing to fight to the death for him, So he Challenged the Tart to a duel over a Giant Cliff Next to Chicago.

Albert Took out his deadly Fish-Chucks while the Tart used his Physic abilities he got the night before.

The Battle was Fierce, and Epic, and Fierce again.. Albert had the Tart hanging on a cliff, but before he could take the final blow.. The Tart had said.

"No, Albert.. I am your Brothers Mothers son.."

Albert was shocked "does this Mean?"

"yes, Albert.. I AM you!!!"

Albert then knew he had to kill Himself because it was a Tuesday..

Then the Tart and the Biker dude got married and had 7 children all named Steve.