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Having a small globe robot in your home with a desire to hump your leg every so often is not my idea of fun. I think it was that movie that did it. The title is on the previous post as its just too long to write in my diary. Briariaros, 'Bully' for short, is a nice robot unless I have any male friends over for a chat, then he gets alittle tardy. What I mean by 'tardy' I mean downright rude and aggressive!

One day he even transformed and vaporised one of my closest friends. I didn't know what to tell his mother...I'm still waiting for the right moment to break the news.

Luckily, I got some advice from the local mechanic about a man named Caeser Milly -The Robot Whisperer. I e-mailed him right away. As promised he arrived and stepped in ignoring Bully and spoke to me. Bully was furious and demanded to be taken notice.

"See, I'm not aknowledging the 'bot or giving him attention that he wants, I am letting him know that I'm pack leader and he has to be in a calm submissive state"

Bully, completely outraged began to transform but suddenly Caeser whirled and prodded him in the side with two fingers hissing 'Tsst!' making bully lose his focus.

"I'm not being aggressive, I'm being dominant" he told me...

Bully was now frustrated and mean.

After a few more minutes, Bully was on his back with his legs in the air calm and submissive as Caeser said after several jabs to Bully's side. Of course I was instructed and passed the test...Now I may have to Tsst! him again if he starts his lewd or aggressive behaviour...