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- If you meet an incredibly beautiful stranger with long shimmering hair, whatever you do, DON'T kiss him.
- Never come in between a girl and his sword.
- Never accept video games from strangers.
- Just because you can see through a weapon doesn't mean it's not deadly.
- Beware of strange drugs. Seriously.
- Beware of strange berries, too.
- Never go poking around strange coffins.
- Not everything cute is safe.
- Before kissing your girlfriend, make sure to smell her first. She might be a monster in disguise.
- Actually, anyone could be a monster in disguise.
- Anyone giving you earrings might have a hidden agenda.
- Just because someone looks like they belong to a certain gender doesn't mean that they actually do.
- Just because they're angels doesn't mean that they're nice.
- Just because they're Evils doesn't mean that they are... well... evil.
- Don't be overly spooked by wiremess monsters. Some of them might not want to kill you after all. (Although most of them do.)
- Rose and butterfly tattoos don't look so corny if you wear all-black with them.
- Being a pretty lil thing doesn't mean you can't wear a gestapo outfit.
- Being male does not mean you can't wear high heels.
- If you eat people and meet someone else who eats people too, let them know. Instead of eating each other you might end up bonding.
- Never underestimate a drag queen.
- If you have supernatural powers, learn to use them. You're gonna need them sooner or later anyway.
- Not condoning to stupid rules gets you in trouble with Heaven.
- A whips and chains kind of punishment is much more fun than being torn apart limb by limb.
- When the fate of the world weigh heavily upon you, take time out to visit Tokyo Disneyland.
- It is a terrible thing to incur the wrath of those idiots who have decided to take on fate.
- "I don't hate you" means "I like you".
- Angels are bastards who can't talk things through.
- People don't always stay dead.
- Monsters hardly ever stay dead, at least at first.
- People come back many more times, though.
- If you're puppet-mastering an underaged ruler, make sure their toy rabbits can't talk.
- Angel wings shed feathers constantly, yet never run out.
- The devil really isn't that bad. (Whaddaya know, reading AS really is bad for you!)
- God is a real a*****e. (Er...)
- So what if they're brother and sister! It's true love!
- So what if he's a psycho killer monster! It's all God's fault!
- If you make an exact copy of yourself and send him out to play yourself so that no-one will find out your real body's decaying, don't let the copy go anywhere near your dearest person, or he'll spot it and make a big holla about it. Dead embarrassing.
- If one is blind doesn't necessarily means that one cannot see...
- Beware of masks, they may magnify your negative thoughts or whatever...
- It is really possible to have a past life.
- Earth and heaven seems to be similar in a way... Rebellion1-Lucifer = WW1, rebellion2-Alexiel = WW2, hhhmmmmm... rebellion3 = ??? !!!
- Defying god is interesting until you run out of things to do that defy him. (Isn't that when you usually get an apocalypse? -H.)
- Never love your best friend's brother, you might get killed... Poor Ruri!
- it isn't necessarily wrong to love the devil himself.
- even heaven has its slums.
- whatever is forbidden is more enticing.
- just because they are the rules of g-d doesn't mean they are right,
or that you have to follow them.
- since hell was destroyed, no one can be sent there. WEEEEEE!!!
- beware unborn infants with many eyes.
- you can love g-d. i mean really be in love with g-d.
- even angels don't follow the bible.
- just because they are angels doesn't mean they don't need therapy.
- always take your medicine or your psychotically evil and bodiless
twin will control you and kill those you love.
- even stuffed animals can be possessed.
- just because you survive a near fatal injury does not make you
invulnerable to other injuries.
- women scorned can be very, very dangerous once they have power.
- before you try to kill people, makes sure they cannot control time.
- just because you are the head of the virtues does not mean you are
virtuous.
- when someone asks if they are beautiful, it would be wisest to
say "yes".
- naming a person "worthless" can cause them to be mentally unhinged.
- in fact, mostly everyone is mentally unhinged.
- heaven is not all that heavenly.
- never underestimate the bloodlust of a woman.
- pins can be very dangerous.
- people who like cleanliness and whiteness can get awefully bloody.
- just cause he's g-d doesn't mean he cannot be an evil psychopath who
likes to screw with everyone's minds - bad g-d!!! very bad g-d!!!
- love knows no bounds...
- when someone asks to be killed, please kill them, it might prevent
messy situation like... oh, say... the end of the world.
- Don't piss off the redheads. Or the brunettes. Or the blondes. On second thought, don't piss off anyone. They might turn out to be an angel carrying a huge-a** sword on his back.
- If your highly attractive partner hurts you, it's worth it because later he'll apologize and make everything better.
- All the beautiful people are evil.
- Just because they wear a dress does not mean they're nice... or a girl.
- Just because your twin sister hates you is no reason to go on a demented evil search for her... it will NOT acheve her love.
-Even is his tits are crooked does not mean you can say anything about it.
-Beware of brown haired punks with many necklaces, they could actually be a seven bladed sword.
-If the brown haired punk has a splotch on his chest then he is a seven bladed sword.
-Just because your master is in love with his sister and is a little too determined for her love does not mean you go kill her re-incarnation... or his love, that will get him REALLY pissed.
-If they have three wings stay away from them.
-Just because they have wings and can fly does not mean they are an Angel.
-Just because you have a crush on them do NOT go changing your gender.
-NEVER annoy your friend by telling him your only after the soul of your girlfriend inside his body (especially if you've just given him a HUGE rock of a necklace, being hit with one REALLY hurts).
-Just because they have three wings does NOT mean their any nicer.
-Never go to hell to look for your goody goody sister (they USUALLY go to Heaven!).
-Better yet NEVER fall in love with your sister!
-Falling in love with someone you can't have hurts... LITERALLY!!! (look at Rosiel and Katan!)
-Beware of guys with glowing red eyes!
-Just because a persons drop dead gorgeous and and wears high heels does NOT mean he's a FEMALE!!!
-There are such things as crossdressing demons and angels!!!
-If a red-headed clown comes up to you and hands you a blue rose, then asks you if you will marry his(her?) king, say no and get the hell outta there.
-Don't let the red-headed clown kiss you; he(she?) may put a curse on you.
-If the red-headed clown comes back with a cool box, chunk it; don't open it.
-Just because he's a cruel hearted tyrant, it doesn't mean that he can't be a she.
-Just because the little maid looks human, it doesn't mean she's actually a robot-ish doll.
-If a huge, scary monster calls you "Mama" then he's a good scary monster.
-If the huge, scary monster's owner-person walks in, and he's a total HOTTIE, despite the fact that he has a snake wraped around him... then he's a bad hottie....
-It doesn't matter if he's your cousin, he can still betray you.
- If you're out shopping for Halloween and a cute dark-haired girl comes and gives you a mask, by NO MEANS WHATSOEVER accept it.
- Next time your mom gives you medicine, take it. You never know if there's an evil twin inside you seeking to take control of your body.
- Never rape a woman. Chances are that she'll one day rise to be the regent ruler of the heavens and get revenge on you.
- If your friend tells confides in you that he's really a reincarnated angel and that demons are following him and that you're the only one who cares for him, this is NOT a good time to tell him that you're only after the woman's soul that inhibits his body.
- Crystal Clear isn't always a good thing.
- All dogs go to heaven. So do all women, so next time your sister dies don't go to hell searching for her.
- Beware of all blue haired guys -one wants to control you and the other wants your energy to awaken his long-asleep master. Also beware of red haired guys (girls?) One will use you for a punching bag every time he's mad and the other, who by the way is intersexual, will try to make you marry her master.
- Beware of redheaded clowns, especially if they offer you blue roses.
- God sucks. (I know I'm not going to heaven either.)
- Go to the doctor and get an X-ray right now just in case.
- Remember things are always what they seem. Just cuz someone looks like a woman doesn't mean you date them.
- Don't fall in love with your blood-sister right when you find out that the world's destiny depends on your shoulders.
- When your sister and her best friend get caught in a fight, take some extra time to save the best friend, because by doing so you can avoid situations like when the best friend get jealous of you sister and awakens an angel who loved the woman who's soul is reincarnated in you.
- When you're reading Angel Sanctuary and you look up "angel" in the dictionary, don't trust the dictionary's explanation because it is not true in Angel Sanctuary.
- In no circumstances explain to your parents or your local priest about the storyline of Angel Sanctuary. Also don't go quoting Angel Sanctuary in church.
- When your narcissist enemy goes mad and kills his servant, then hurry up and get the body out of his sight before he comes back to his senses, finds his servants body and awakens as the angel of destruction.
- When you're in love with your twin brother, for God's sake tell him, just in case he awakens ten thousand years later and starts chasing your reincarnation.