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Ripped from LJ.

Tuesday, December 13th, 2005
Er, I have no idea what that title means really. I was trying to be witty, I think.

Anywho - today's workday was punctuated by a monsterously long brief on "Dating and healthy relationships," "Child/spouse abuse and negelect," and "Sexual Assault Training."

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I'll never get those hours of my life back. Especially on the sexual assualt part; talk about beating a horse with a dead stick. Ugh. Round and 'round we go, over and over - spending about two and half hours on rape. I guess if you're extremely dense the repition would be a good thing - but this "class" was interactive and just kept going through every "what if" you could imagine.

What's the line in Pirates of the Caribean? "After three weeks of thirst and a starvin' belly, that pistol start to look real friendly."

There wasn't much hunger or thirst involved - but a single-shot flintlock pistol was becoming an attractive idea. (For use on me or the speaker, I'm not entirely sure.)

And, wow. Tendering those subjects certainly shows how young the population is - not neccessarily physically either. Ugh, I say - ugh.

Hmm, less annoying subjects. I have a theme song. Imaginary by Evanescence - I love that song. Fields of paper flowers and purple skies indeed.