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Stranger: hello
You: Why hello there =O
Stranger: how arst thou beist?
You: I beist amazing, dear Sir/Madam/Animal.
Stranger: thou multiple choice still be incorrect, for i am an alien
You: ORLY?
Stranger: indeed
You: Holy shiznit.
Stranger: i am a mexican living in america
You: IXD
You: *XD
Stranger: im an illegal alien ZING
You: Freakin A. I'm God!
You: So we are comrades in weirdness :3
Stranger: really?
You: YARLY
Stranger: cool
You: I know
Stranger: so when people say "Oh my God" what do you say? "Oh myself"?
You: I say "Oh shiznit"
Stranger: true dat..cause u be the man
You: Hell yeah I be the man D:<
You: I made your asses
Stranger: oh u must have given yourself a sick as c**k no?
You: Pssh. I wish.
Stranger: whatt?? why not?
You: I has a v****a T-T
You: Sux
Stranger: but cant u change that?
You: And miss out on so much fun? HAH! You wish
Stranger: touché i guess
You: indeed my good alien
Stranger: oh does it REALLY bother you when guys jack offÉ
You: not really. What you do is none my concern
You: Better than shagging a cow
Stranger: then why the ******** do those mofos say you care?
You: Cuz they are haters D:<
Stranger: oh you know..that was only once...
Stranger: and i was drunk..and that cow was totally asking for it
You: I know. I was there. She was begging for that s**t
Stranger: see thats what i told the officer, but he wasnt buying it
Stranger: so i had to taze the mofo
You: The officer was probably Satan
You: Or Jesus
Stranger: or jewish
You: He still has a problem bout the whole "Let's crucify his a**" thing
Stranger: well i guess thats kind of understandable no?
You: Pssh. He was asking for it. Stupid Jew.
You: (Lol)
Stranger: but it is a pretty bad a** way to die, so i dont know what hes complaining about
You: Not as good as flaying
Stranger: you do know best
You: Then you'd have your skin ripped off in one piece and you bleed to death
Stranger: and while you die so can yell ii aight feel s**t ********, in a samuel l jackson manner
You: Ohyesh
Stranger: to which you will be entitled BAMF post mortem
You: I second that notion
Stranger: yar
You: Omnomnom
You: I just eated a Jew
Stranger: dont choke on the nose
You: I'll try not to
Stranger: did you purposely make them that big? or was it nature over time?
You: They had it coming.
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: cause my friends and i had an hypothesis
Stranger: see their noses must have grown that big simply because air is free
You: That, OR it's perfect for brownnosing biggrin
Stranger: ya but the pakis beat them there..i mean they brownnose so much it spread to the rest of their bodies
You: Pssh. Got that right.
You: You know what I'm thinking?
You: The next person that says "You lose the game" will have a thunderbolt shoved up their a** by moi.
Stranger: ...you lose the game
You: Hold on a minute
Stranger: awww crap
You: While I get a thunderbolt
You: D:<
Stranger: LMFAO its actually raining hard here and i just hear thunder
You: NO COINCIDENCE
You: D:<
Stranger: what time is it btw?
You: It's almost 2
You: From Heaven Standard Time
Stranger: chill
You: Yep
Stranger: wait a minute..its tuesday
You: I guess. I lose track of days now :/
Stranger: aww ******** i work today
Stranger: wtv all worried, im tutoring high school kids...
You: Where do you work?
You: Ah, okay
Stranger: at the school i graduated last year
You: That's cool.
Stranger: getting paid $25/hour
You: =O !!!
Stranger: regardless of if anyone shows up or not
Stranger: like last wednesday i literally got paid to play cards
You: Wow, lucky b*****d
Stranger: i know
Stranger: PLUS i start at noon, so i can still sleep in till 10
You: Haha, that's always lovely
Stranger: what can i say, i prayed to you and you came through big man
Stranger: so thanks
You: wink
You: It's what I do
Stranger: soo while were on the topic of prayers...can i know approximately when i should expect to find megan fox in my bed?
Stranger: give or take a few days...
You: Look there now. If she's not there, then tough luck :/
You: But Fox is pretty foxy
Stranger: well it is in her name
You: *For an underage whore :/*
Stranger: shes not underage?
You: I'm pretty sure she lied >.>
You: I would know
Stranger: 23 according to wiki
You: Pssh. Lies
Stranger: (which i must add is one of your greatest inventions)
Stranger: right after porn of course
You: Oh I know that much :3
Stranger: hey do you mind pretending i didnt tell you im not an actual alien, and then asknig what planet im from?
You: Awright then.
You: What planet?
Stranger: I come from Uranus
Stranger: LOOLOLOLOL
You: Well, Uranus is pretty sexy
Stranger: no not myanus uranus
You: No, Uranuas. Myanus doesn't exist. So I don't s**t razz
You: *Uranus
Stranger: lol
Stranger: k this was fun, but ive been up since 6 so im getting tired
You: Same here
Stranger: night God!!
Stranger: stay crispy
You: Night a**s-dude
You: XD
Stranger: u too
Stranger: ciao
You: A bientot
Stranger: AHHH god speaks french
You: Hell yeah I do D:<
Stranger: does it help you pick up?
You: Like a truck :3
You: *PUN!!*
Stranger: LMAOO
Stranger: im soo using that
You: Alright, you do that. Night for real.
Stranger: au revoir
You: A toute a l'heure
Stranger: a bientot
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