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This one was better than I thought it would be =O


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: Hi
You: I am pretty good, you?
Stranger: i am fine too, thank you very much
You: no problem
Stranger: no, really
Stranger: let me make it up to you
You: ??
Stranger: let me buy you dinner
You: Nu-uh. Cuz you know where that would lead. I am God, and the last time I did that you know what happened?
You: JESUS HAPPENED D:<

Stranger: dude, you're god?
Stranger: that is rad
You: Yep razz
Stranger: listen, mind if i smoke?
You: Nah, man. It's all good. I made plants and all that to be admired. Smoking it is just one way of admiring it.
Stranger: so weed is fine?
You: Definitely.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: but how about ******** kids?
You: Idk about that one, bucko
Stranger: i don't ******** them
You: Good
Stranger: by the way : D
Stranger: but you should already know that
You: Indeed I do
Stranger: seeing as your ubiquitous and all
Stranger: *you're
You: You mean Omnipotent?
Stranger: nop
You: Ubiquitous means "at the same time"
Stranger: ubiquitous means 'being everywhere at the same time' and is a synonym of omnipresent
You: Aha. Got me there, Grasshopper.
Stranger: so...
Stranger: where am I?
You: Place has no meaning to me.
Stranger: but where was I born?
You: In a place >.>
You: No, No-
Stranger: which is?
You: From a person biggrin
Stranger: actually
You: I may be Omnipresent, but hell. Doesn't mean I memorize everything about everyone :/
Stranger: <----- lab engineered
Stranger: i have a question
You: =O Orly?
Stranger: yarly
You: !!!
Stranger: : P
You: :O
Stranger: i have a question
Stranger: might i ask it?
You: Yes, you may
Stranger: if you need to be baptized so god can see you
Stranger: and I'm not baptized
Stranger: then you can't see me
You: That is not true >.>
Stranger: which means you're talking to someone you can't see
Stranger: very much like we do with you
Stranger: so doesn't that mean i'm god too?
You: That is very much possible.
You: But according to your logic, the same applies by talking through telephones, or over email
You: You can't see them
You: Does that make them God?
You: You can't see people from the past either :/
Stranger: but i don't talk to people from the past
Stranger: and you only talk to people whose name you know
Stranger: be it by the phone or over email
Stranger: you have something that indentifies them
Stranger: you can't say that about me
You: .....
You: ......
You: .....
You: Are you secretly Satan? >.>
Stranger: nah
Stranger: don't even like the beach
Stranger: don't like the heat
You: Only Satan would try to poke holes in my logic :/
Stranger: i must apologize
You: Good
Stranger: i am spock
You: =O ORLY??
Stranger: YARLY
You: !!! =O
You: Well then.
Stranger: logic is the only way
You: Pssh. Logic is over-rated.
Stranger: also, hot dogs
You: Indeed. The work of the Devil, if I do say so myself
Stranger: so you admit the devil exists?
You: Indeed
Stranger: why don't you smite him out of existence
Stranger: eliminating death and all that?
You: Then who else would I ahte for all of eternity?
You: *hate
Stranger: Geraldo
You: 0.0 He does deserve it 7.7
Stranger: ((it was a good one, was it not? =P))
You: Indeed it was biggrin
You: Very witty, this one
Stranger: think i could have a spot in heaven?
You: You deserve it
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: time to go on a killing spree!
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