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This is another long one, eheheh sweatdrop


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Stranger: heyo
You: I am God. You may ask me any question, but you may only ask one question.

You: So hop to it D:<
Stranger: how can i travel in time through pre existing technology
You: Hmmm...
You: Satan stole my plans for that...
Stranger: exact specs for a machine/tardis please
You: So... Ask Satan.
You: He should know =O
You: But you'll have to give him a sacrifice first :/
You: *he's touchy
Stranger: can i ask you another question, then
You: Okay, fair enough
You: Your other question, my child?
Stranger: what is the meaning to life
You: Now I can't tell you that D:<
You: That's why I put you on here
You: If I did
You: I'd have to kill you
You: So basically...
You: the meaning of life is to find out your meaning of life
Stranger: I always though the meaning to life is to enjoy it
You: Nope
Stranger: am i on the right track?
You: the meaning is to be soooo confuzed at trying to fingure it you eventually die :/
You: *confused and figure
Stranger: interesting
You: Indeed, my child. I AM God.
Stranger: is gay marriage really bad?
You: Not at all!! Hell, Jesus wasn't born from Mary
You: He was from Steve D:<
You: Adam's gay lover
You: You didn't really think it was adam and EVE, now did you?
Stranger: lol'd
You: Yes, my child. Lol indeed.
You: Just so you know, the world will not end in 2012.
You: It will be next year :/
Stranger: i didn't think it would
Stranger: w00t
Stranger: am i on my way to heaven?
You: Yes.
You: As long as you stay away from Hotpockets
You: They are EVIL
You: and the work of SATAN
Stranger: interesting
You: I never wanted those vile things to exist, but NOOOO. Micjael just HAD to want them D:<
You: Stupid archangels >.>
Stranger: is sex before marriage bad
You: No. Once again, since the early priests banned gay marriage, Adam and Steve had sex without being married
You: And you know what happened??
You: JESUS HAPPENED
Stranger: wewt
Stranger: so which church best servs you?
You: Aww, Hell. I'm always being asked this question. None, really.
You: They are all money-grubbing douches
Stranger: even by those standards?
Stranger: which would you say gets your message the most
You: Well.......
You: Hmmm.... I am not really sure
You: It varies from church to church, really
You: The ones in Norway were HORRID
Stranger: i see
You: That's why I had the bands burn them down
Stranger: ah
Stranger: what do you think about the mormons
Stranger: and scientologists
You: They support gay marriage. that's a 1-way ticket to Heavenville
You: The science ones are just weird
You: 0_o
You: I mean, do they REALLY expect me to send signs in the stars??
You: Lame -_-
Stranger: the mormons don't support gay marriage
You: They do now =O *Shoves lightning up head mormon's a** TAKE IT!!!!D:<*
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: good stuff, god
You: Indeed. That's why I am God.
Stranger: so what do you think of my family
Stranger: my sister in particular
You: Your sister will grow up healthy, but marry a jackass
You: And then she will divorce
You: And end up happy again
You: That's about the only good news for your family :/
Stranger: what will become of me
You: You will be successful at age twenty-two. Then, will either die or almost die in a car accident, and if you live you will change your lifestyle dramatically
You: AKA become a transvestite >.>
You: Do not argue with me. I am God. I see all.
Stranger: i see
You: Yes, my child
You: Now, I have some children to make into orphans, so I can use their unhappy blood to power all of Heaven's electricity.
You: Good night, my child
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