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YAY! Things that other people said!(quotes)
"Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy"
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
“A line is a dot that went for a walk. ”
“I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”
“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure”
"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
"I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy."
"I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one."
"I met some crazy people. They made me their leader..."
"One man's insanity is another man's vision."
"I think. I think I am. Therefore I am... I think."
"Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, that's REALLY BAD for you."
"Mystify people with your intelligence, and if u cant do that, mystify them with your B.S."
"We are what we pretend to be, but we better be very careful what we pretend."
"I think a lot of people look at me and say that I'm weird. But what I've noticed - and this used to worry me a lot when I was little - is that I don't know one normal person. I've never met one, actually. We all have our special, odd little things, and we should be proud of that"
 Safety-Foam · Thu May 21, 2009 @ 03:10am · 0 Comments |
