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"I guess...I guess I just like butt chins!"- Amanda

"You're the best kind of fairy!"

"I've had a lot of tragedy in my life, some of it actually happened." -Mark Twain

DISHONOR! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!-Mushu

You should write a book - "How To Offend Women In Five Syllables or Less"...
-Lord Roger

Everything you own, everything you love, will be MINE! (eyebrows!) - Lord Rothbart

Kayley: Are you *sure* this is dragon country? I mean, shouldn't there be a sign or something? It could say, 'Welcome to Dragon Country.'... You don't think we'll *see* any... do you?... Is a group of dragons a pack or a flock? Is it a gaggle or a pride? Is it a herd?
Garrett: Quiet.
Kayley: Do you hear something?
Garrett: No, I just want you to be quiet.

[Orchestra at a party arguing about which piece to play at their next concert.]
oboe player- concerto for obeo!
cello player- No! Concerto for cello!
clarinet player- Concerto for clarinet!
Violin player #1- Concerto for Violin!
Violin player #1 and #2 - Marriage!
Violin player #2- And I'll play the solo!
Violin Player #1- Divorce!
-Nodame Contable

"Kee kee" - Miguel, Chel, Amanda, Me, Mere

A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals. -Zoolander

What is this? A center for ants?-Zoolander

Merman! *wimpy cough* Merman! -Zoolander

Brint: Or the way Hansel combs his hair?
Meekus: Or like, doesn't, it's like, ex-squeeze me, but have you ever heard of styling gel?
Brint: I'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel, he's a male model.
Meekus: Uh, earth to Brint, I was making a joke.
Brint: Uh, Earth to Meekus, duh, okay I knew that!
Meekus: Uh earth to Brint, I'm not so sure you did cuz you were all 'well I'm sure he's heard of styling gel' like you *didn’t* know it was a joke!
Brint: I knew it was a joke Meekus, I just didn't get it right away!
Meekus: Earth to Brint...
Derek Zoolander: Would you guys stop it already?

"crack crack crack" -Big Bang

"Oh, the cleverness of me!" -Peter Pan

"And u can tel Im inteligant by mi wordz choise, rite?" -Amanda