Introduction-
Basicly if zombies took over the world this is how you, yes you could survive. (either that or alexis and i have too much fun with zombie things... >< wink
Weaponry (this is listed in the order of most valuble to have ^^) -
1.Shotgun (with ammo we hope)
shotguns are used best to watch your zombie assalent fly backwards or his head explode!!!! ^w^
2.Hand gun (again ammo)
hand guns are good for quick reloads and there light easy to hit things with, um what else well i guess if your really needed to you could throw it at your zombie assalants *sweatdrop* please do not attemt that it would be weaponry abuse
3.Combat knife (no ammo required, which mean you can never run out yay 4laugh )
easly hidden, simple to use, handy like dandy and pandy, but remember once out you can only move in 360's......what????..........
4. Assault rifle (yeah you should know the ammo thing by now........*glare* i hope you do)
always easy to find in zombie infested villages, look in farm houses but don't shot the kitties -alexis- i don't remember kitties
-ashi- um... thats because they hid yeah they hid *shoves carcus out of view*
5.Granades (um never run out please don't it bad when they have them and you don't so your all like "duck!!!!" and there all like "Grawwwwww" wink
there are many types of granades around just remember they all blow up at some point
6.Gravy can launcher (closely related to the spud launcher but shoots cans of gravy insted, damn they hurt ((was test subject )) yeah umm....)
um yeah just reload at your local food mart or food shelf ^^
Helpful Items-
1. Two way radio to talk with gov. officials (who are like were not going to zombie infested places you go!!!)
2.first aid kit in case of booboos
3.gold (self explanitory *in background* "i love gooooollldddd!!!!" wink
4. idea
5.flare (just incase you know you need to be rescued ((not by zombies!!!)))
Helpful items you will find lying around-
1. large mouth bass (don't forget its not a crime to use all ammo shooting at a bass, eating the fish raw will help whats this whole thing about food poisening you don't need to cook food)
2. herbs (just eat it!! god damnit i told you to eat it!!!!)
3.keys (these may become helpful in infultrating the foes lair and mansions ((because zombie kings need mansions)) but yeah they just leave the keys out and about for you you just gotta figure out which box its in *nods*)
Rules of hunting zombies,-Alexis- "and the surbvival yes the survival part is key" -ashi- "you sure?"
1. do not waste ammo (accept when fishing, or there are thousands of ZOMBIE things around you and your against and wall and all odds are against you yeah its not pretty!!!)
2.-Alexis-" never, and i say never stand infront of ashi, next to or behind but never infront!!!, she shoots at movement!!!" 0-ashi-"i do not!!!!!! *rustle in bushg nere by, ashi shoots at it, small kitty runs out of bush, name tag says kyo* ooops sorry baby sweatdrop "
3.creepy music bad means ZOMBIE near, quiet good means all clear for a time (note this does not apply when climbing ladders -ashi- "damn thing got the jump on me that time, but he didn't last *evil glint in eye*"
4.always aim for head, severing the cerible cortext will kill them, but be warned blowing the head off does not always kill them and they will, I REPEAT THEY WILL!!!! ATTACK!!!!!!!!
5. parenioa is not your friend -ashi- "what do you mean by that...... *hears sound* did you hear that grown i swear there near!!!!!"
6.-Alexis-"always have a sane person paired with a crazy person, keepds things balanced" -ashi-"wait i'm paired with you whos crazy?????" -alexis- *eye twich*
-ashi- *aims gun at eye* "it moved!!!!"
7. beware of zombified turkeys they will not let you stuff them -ashi- "right alexis" -alexis- "what i only tried that once, plus it wasn't moving, till i touched it......" -ashi- "and what about the zombie kitty you huggled...." -alexis- "i though you huggled the kitty?" -ashi-"no i walked the puppy, i swear it looked like it needed to piss, didn't know it would try to bite my leg off....."
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
-ashi and alexis- *spot zombie turkey siting behind you with snow ball....* "don't move inocent bistander" *they pull out oozzy's*
*brought to you by the Umbrella Corp. and The Gaian Goverment*
"helping you last against zombies" -Ashi and Alexis at the same time-
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