HEY WELCUM 2 SESAME STREET!
<OOO PRETTY BUTTERFLY!YAY! LED AND LSD! <Ooo nice lol i look like a clown lol kiklolkik a brown clown~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That's right, things that start with the letter L, kids! Now be sure to visit our sponsor, LeLouche's. Here is a word from our sponsor.
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PLEASE WELCOME LELOUCH LAMPPOST AND LESTAT LIONCOURT.
Welcome back to our show, where Lestat and Lelouch will now teach us about the leter l.
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The vampire Lestat Lioncourt here
Hey kids I'm Lelouch Lamperouge. . .I think
Hey what do you know kids, 4 L's! that's a double whammy!
L, L, L, L! LET'S HEAR IT 4 L!!!1!!11
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ITS MOVIE TIME KIDS! Bring out the popcorn!
Lelouch: "Children of sesame Street.I would like to take a moment to show what happened to Rolo after inconsiderate fangirls stole his body."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9B_6PH4dhU
Lestat: "Thanks, Lelouch. In lighter news, this is the wonderful LSD bus that killed Katy Perry! Watch at :57 and 4: 59 to see it."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OGvmqskBto
Lelouch: O My, Lestat! Lysergic acid diethylamide starts with L. I don't see how that bus could hit Katy Perry, it's moving so slow and with the flow.
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Oh. . . looks like we have one other extra special guest...
What else starts with the letter L, kids?
Well L of course!
He looks like an Emo Hunny. Give it up kids!!*thunderous applause*
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L: burning_eyes OH I'M HAPPY L , I'm JUST SWELL! WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST GO 2 HELL!!! burning_eyes
Lelouch: Lestat, saying you were a brown clown makes me realise how much you look like the Joker. Plus you to are just sadistic creeps. Which is sexy.
Lestat: Yes Lelouch, it is definitely fun to put a smile on people's faces. That's why I'm here on Sesame Steet. -evil grin- Why not you first, little girl?
Lelouch: Um, Lestat, thats Elmo.
Elmo: Elmo does not begin with L, you narssicitic egotistical troubemakers! And please instruct the children on something expedient to their current comprehension levels.
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FANMAIL TIME!
The scene begins with L, scampering over to the mailbox barefoot to the sesame steet theme song.
L: TYRAMAIL!! -throws hands up in air-
Lestat: Shut up!
Lelouch: Okay, here's one from Supreet of Nashville, Tennesee.
"Dear Lestat,
In page 21 of the Tale of the Body Thief, you describe yourself as 'these iridescent eyes, this skin like polished ivory, hair like a soundless explosion of white light'. By 'hair like a soundless explosion of white light', it reminds me of an old man. Is this intentional?
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Hate,
Supreet"
Lestat: Heck yeah. I'm a combination of the Joker and Albert Einstein in one deliciously SEXY bunch. There's much more to be mentioned about my wonderful body in the following pages. You'll love it, Supreet!
Lelouch: Haha, 'L'Bert Einstein. Love begins with L! ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE! and lsd.
L: . . .
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WE NOW INTERUPPT FOR A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR, LeLouche's.
"Lelunched a lelittle to much at Lelouche's? Be sure to buy some Lelouch 'lelaxatives' at your local Wal-Mart! Where Lestat goes into a trance. -plop!- each lelaxitive is in the shape of Lelouch's face! Remember kids, YOU'LL LEL heart VE IT!"
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AND NOW BACK TO OUR SHOW!
L(whispering):... eek Hey guys. I just realised something. Everyone's been dying around children and hippies lately. Sesame Street is really not the best place for you to be.
Lestat(whispering): Ha h a h a . . .what?
Lelouch(whispering): Oh my god they chopped up Rolo and sold his locket to the highest bidder now they're gonna kill me!! Look at those evil kids!!
Lestat(whispering): Those demented eyes, shining bright with the flame of the Devil. . .Tongues lolling out of lips upturned into cruelly wicked smiles. . .so innocent they look, with the body of a child and the mentality of a demonic assassin.
L: Hey, that was actually poetic. If only we could find a way to get out of here!!
!!!
Sesame Street Children: eek
Lelouch: You spoke too loud! you idiot!
Kid: LeLOSER!!
Sesame Street Children: No . . . we want you to stay . . .TT^TT
L: Aw it's okay little kids. . .
Lelouch: NO, IT'S A TRAP!
The Sesame Street Children forcefully grab L by the wrist and attempt to tow him away with all their might.
Lestat: No . . .I shall save you from these demon children . . . -stops to think- . . . I shall kill them with my good looks!
Lelouch: Oh you wimp of a fiance. Come on let's just go beat up the kids.
After beating up a bunch of defenseless children who just wanted to get L some candy, a pool of blood shines across the floor. Lelouch, Lestat, and L sit on top of the mound of dead kids.
L: Shoot. . . the muppets are going to be here soon and see what we did.
Lestat: Yes, let's get the heck out of here.
Sesame Street and the Vampire Chronicles
WILL CONTINUE.
"omg, did u see how hawt cookie monster looked on ep. 17?"
The scene begins with L, scampering over to the mailbox barefoot to the sesame steet theme song.
L: TYRAMAIL!! -throws hands up in air-
Lestat: Shut up!
Lelouch: Okay, here's one from Supreet of Nashville, Tennesee.
"Dear Lestat,
In page 21 of the Tale of the Body Thief, you describe yourself as 'these iridescent eyes, this skin like polished ivory, hair like a soundless explosion of white light'. By 'hair like a soundless explosion of white light', it reminds me of an old man. Is this intentional?
mad CpBV8wBGPJQjM:https://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/CMAG/956-037~Albert-Einstein-Posters.jpg" />Hate,
Supreet"
Lestat: Heck yeah. I'm a combination of the Joker and Albert Einstein in one deliciously SEXY bunch. There's much more to be mentioned about my wonderful body in the following pages. You'll love it, Supreet!
Lelouch: Haha, 'L'Bert Einstein. Love begins with L! ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE! and lsd.
L: . . .
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WE NOW INTERUPPT FOR A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR, LeLouche's.
"Lelunched a lelittle to much at Lelouche's? Be sure to buy some Lelouch 'lelaxatives' at your local Wal-Mart! Where Lestat goes into a trance. -plop!- each lelaxitive is in the shape of Lelouch's face! Remember kids, YOU'LL LEL heart VE IT!"
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AND NOW BACK TO OUR SHOW!
L(whispering):... eek Hey guys. I just realised something. Everyone's been dying around children and hippies lately. Sesame Street is really not the best place for you to be.
Lestat(whispering): Ha h a h a . . .what?
Lelouch(whispering): Oh my god they chopped up Rolo and sold his locket to the highest bidder now they're gonna kill me!! Look at those evil kids!!
Lestat(whispering): Those demented eyes, shining bright with the flame of the Devil. . .Tongues lolling out of lips upturned into cruelly wicked smiles. . .so innocent they look, with the body of a child and the mentality of a demonic assassin.
L: Hey, that was actually poetic. If only we could find a way to get out of here!!
!!!
Sesame Street Children: eek
Lelouch: You spoke too loud! you idiot!
Kid: LeLOSER!!
Sesame Street Children: No . . . we want you to stay . . .TT^TT
L: Aw it's okay little kids. . .
Lelouch: NO, IT'S A TRAP!
The Sesame Street Children forcefully grab L by the wrist and attempt to tow him away with all their might.
Lestat: No . . .I shall save you from these demon children . . . -stops to think- . . . I shall kill them with my good looks!
Lelouch: Oh you wimp of a fiance. Come on let's just go beat up the kids.
After beating up a bunch of defenseless children who just wanted to get L some candy, a pool of blood shines across the floor. Lelouch, Lestat, and L sit on top of the mound of dead kids.
L: Shoot. . . the muppets are going to be here soon and see what we did.
Lestat: Yes, let's get the heck out of here.
Sesame Street and the Vampire Chronicles
WILL CONTINUE.
