This is probably one of the few times of the year where I feel like writing something that could logically save your a**! So here we go...
Hmm... Look both ways before you cross the street. Because there may be ducks crossing at the same time. And if you cut infront of them then they really rase hell!
True factoid, it happened to me today actually. I was walking around Mill Lake which is kind of a short cut to the Mall around my house, Anyway I saw some ducks as I tried to cross the street, and they were crossing in the opposite direction of me, (and yes, there was a duck crossing sign near here) anyway as I walked past them they tried to attack my shins. These were actually Canadian Geese so it wasn't a duck per-say...
Anyway, you get the point, I hope... um... LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU IT'S THE DUCK er... GOOSE!!!
gonk AH!!!!! gonk
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attack of the duckies!