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Hope you enjoy it this time, you gave it all away.
I guess it counts like god's early birthday present or something, but I had just about the worst day one can have yesterday. It wasn't a series of small, shitty events, because, of course, my life can't work like that. I get two large shitstorms, right in a row.
First, my car died. It starts, turns over, then.. dies. Now, the first time this happens, I get it started again, and manage to pull into the dealership that sold it to me. So, they tell me they can't work on it. (Ignoring the fact that they've worked on it twice before I finished purchasing it.) Wankers. So, they manage to get it started again, and direct me to a repairshop. The car then dies in the left turn lane of a major intersection. After 10 minutes of swearing and screaming at the ********, I manage to get it started long enough to make the turn, and get it onto a sidestreet, a block and a half from the repair shop. They haven't called back yet to tell me how much this is going to suck.
So, after a quick bus ride home, I call the parents so I can arrange a lift to work tommorrow. Then, I find out Mom has cancer. The big "C" word. The doctors are optimistic, and my parents don't have health insurance.
God's just raining on my parade. Wait... That's not rain!
It started snowing as I came into work today. Welcome to winter, the season of death. Everything dies in hopes of life in spring. Sometimes, I understand why suicide rates are the highest around the holidays.
"Santa Claus is dead! I killed him with this! *grabs crotch* I left his bloated corpse in the sewers, where mutated alligators can ******** it every second of every day."
 Twistex · Thu Nov 17, 2005 @ 05:16pm · 1 Comments |
