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>.> Quote from Happy Noodle Boy by Johnny C. : THOSE KIDS ARE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS!! MUST GET TO MY CAR AND ESCAPE! st! SPEED LINES ARE CHASING ME!! ARGH!! DECEIT!! THIS WAS NO CAR, AFTERALL!! IT WAS A SPY MOOSE! FAR FROM THE EVIL TOENAILS OF DOOM!! I AM UNSTOPPABLE!! SQUEEZE MY NUB!! STARE DEEP INTO THE SPOOKY DEPTHS OF MY CROTCH! DO YOU NOT FEAR THE AWESOME POWER OF TILE GROUT?! YOU ****' COWS!! CRACKERS! CRACKERS! BUT, NO SQUEEZY CHEESE!! YOU'VE BROKEN MY SECRET ELBOW!! MAGICAL JELLYBEANS ARE GROWING FROM MY HEAD. WOUND, WHERE THE FLIES LANDED!! STAY AWAY FROM MY WALLET!! MARVEL AT MY PLASTIC APPLICATOR!! NOT JUST ANY ACCESSORY FOR YOUR SANITARY NAPKINS!! I MUST LICK YOUR TEETH! ****!! NICE MOLARS! SPANK MY a AND CALL ME DEBBIE!! DARE NOT DEFY MY COMMANDS! THESE HANDS!! I CAN'T GET THEM OFF MY WRISTS!! OH, GOD!! NO! DON'T LEAVE ME INTESTINAL GAS! PLEASE! DON'T GO!! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!

Posted by: Alanita Thu Nov 17, 2005 @ 07:40am

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Commented on: Fri Nov 18, 2005 @ 03:21am


	Is it safe to say that you had finally gone insane when you typed all of thsi? Or is it just me?

Commented on: Fri Nov 18, 2005 @ 09:49am


	^.^ me stay up all nights to type the reports while whistling and dancing to the tune of my feet scratching my groin hairs! Meow, meow, woof, woof. Hear the swiftness of the gas emiting from the intestinal openings of the wall's armholes!! Me like the cheese that comes from the udders of the bagel bits! Nurgle!!!! No tea makes me very sad, so I chew the legs off the flowers on the truck.

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Commented on: Sat Nov 19, 2005 @ 11:30pm


	Yeah, I think that we can safely say that you have lost what little sanity you ever claimed to have.

Commented on: Sun Nov 27, 2005 @ 12:18am


	*um...shifty eyes* i'll have whatever she had ninja sweatdrop 3nodding** xd

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Commented on: Sun Nov 27, 2005 @ 05:06pm

Commented on: Sun Dec 04, 2005 @ 04:56am


	I think that I may join you, David. rolleyes

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Commented on: Fri Dec 16, 2005 @ 02:19am


	WEEEEEEEE TOENAILS!!!!!! NO BOB DONT GOOOO YOU IS MY BRUDDA!! GOAT CHEESE AND POPTARTS WHY DO YOU MOCK MEE?! I ONLY WANTED TO STOP UP MY INTESTINAL AREAS OF DOOMY GOODNESS! 'theres that man that yells at every one daddy,' 'you is correct son' 'make him dead daddy!' 'okeedokee' bang!! thud! end

Commented on: Sun Dec 31, 2006 @ 10:35pm

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