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*Kage Snoring*

[Jack] Oh, my god. I've done it. Kage, come here I want you!

[Kage]What?! What?! God! I was sleeping dude! What are you talkin about?

[Jack] Oh, my god...

[Kage] What?

[Jack] I did it.

[Kage] What'd You Do?

[Jack] I've done it.. I ******** did it.

[Kage] What?

[Jack] The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodeling, dude. Oh, my god, inward singing!

[Kage] What?

[Jack] Check it out. It's an invention and it makes non-stop rocking possible. Think about it, man! Rock singers are only rockin you half the time, the other time they're... they're... they're... they're... breathing in but not any more baby! HAHAHA... not with inward singing. Check it out...

*Jack breathing*

[Singing] And then I start some lyrics and you
[Inward Singing] Can't believe I'm singing
[Singing] And I'm never ******** stopping and I'm
[Inward Singing] Always ******** singing
[Singing] Now you know that I will never
[Inward Singing] Stop the ******** singing
[Singing] I'm like a ******** one man band, I'm like a ******** one man
[Inward Singing] Band!

[Jack]And I can sing like that all ******** night...

[Kage] Wow... it wasn't really non-stop though. There was a slight...

[Jack]AHH shut up! It is non stop and theother thing is that when I'm ******** singing in it sounds even BETTER than when I'm singing out!
Shut up! ******** you! You ******** d**k! Always ney saying everything I create! You piece of s**t, you create something like inward singing! You ******** s**t you ******** sit in your tower...

*Kage Laughing*

[Jack]...and ******** nap... what's funny? You ******** b***h!

*Kage Continues To Laugh*

[********, ******** yeah, ********... cockass! [long pause] You're fired from the band.

[Kage] Umm, that won't be necessary, Jack.
[Jack] Why?
[Kage] Well, I'm quitting.
[Jack] What?
[Kage] I quit.

This has Been Tenacious D with Inward Singing