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Back in 1892, the governator thought he had the most power. So he did an onion tax. Onions, at the time, were used as a fashion statement. You would hang one over the side of you, right if gay, left is straight, and we would always use those big yellow onions. White onions were taken away from us after the war of 1812, which was a real shame, because white onions are lighter and less stinky than yellow ones. Yellow onions could be used to make pho, a Vietnamese dish. You boil rice noodles in chicken broth, add a few slabs of meat, some thuong, or "sauce" as you Americans call it, squeeze in a lime, and eat it.
The End.
The End.
Teh Dirty Hobo!
My dream was so grusum. I mean we were in the middle of some wasteland and I was dressed as death for some reason I was a guy too and I forgot what the other kid was dressed as and we were walking around and all of a sudden he screamed "CHOCOLATE DEAD GUYS" and strated eating one and I was like "._o ew...the ********?" I look around ans this one guys face is like peeling off and ew the other kid was eating it. But they weren't really chocolate they were actually mummys the kid was just going insane from lack of food. Then 5yrs later I was a girl again and he turned into some type of pipe as a curse from eating a mummy.
LaCiara
I hit my ******** toe on the edge of the wall.
Beat the wall up, then call it names to cause it emotional dammage.
PainfullyVivid
I have caffine now. I loooooove you, Coke. Never leave me again!
~!~El Ducko~!~
NOTHING!! A star is not likely to spread maple syrup on top of the sun seeing how the sun would fight back by eating the star's fries then stealing his root beer because a dog cannot eat 5 pounds of pudding on wednesdays.... Hows that for random.
