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I think the vending machine at work has a crush on me. Yesterday the bag of brownies I got had an extra brownie in it, today it gave me two bags of Doritos for the price of one. I will continue to exploit its misplaced emotions for free food. Because I am evil that way. Moonblossom · Fri Nov 11, 2005 @ 03:14pm · 9 Comments


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	Does it have any equally amorous siblings? Offline Anathema Device · Community Member · Fri Nov 11, 2005 @ 03:33pm


	No, all of its inanimate-object brethren hates me. So far I've had a knuckle smashed up by a hole punch, gotten trapped in the bathroom by a faulty door-handle, and had innumerable papercuts from the archiving boxes. Maybe the Mr. Vendy just feels sorry for me.. Offline Moonblossom · Community Member · Fri Nov 11, 2005 @ 04:55pm


	Mr. Vendy wants to make up for what his brethren have done to you then. 3nodding Offline Raffy Schala · Community Member · Fri Nov 11, 2005 @ 05:16pm


	It's all fun and games until you toy with a vending machine's emotions and it puts it's power cord up your skirt one day. Then 9 months later you give birth to a newspaper machine. Offline TKid · Community Member · Fri Nov 11, 2005 @ 07:21pm


	TKid is funny and dirty at the same time Offline [Pyros] · Community Member · Fri Nov 11, 2005 @ 07:33pm


	eek Offline Moonblossom · Community Member · Fri Nov 11, 2005 @ 07:34pm


	Maybe it just wants you to get FAT. Offline Kathleen Starr · Community Member · Fri Nov 11, 2005 @ 11:35pm


	Hey, pity brownies taste almost as good as guilt trip cake. 3nodding Offline Anathema Device · Community Member · Fri Nov 11, 2005 @ 11:46pm


	We had a vending machine at the Boys & Girls Club that did something similar. The kids learned that on a few of the buttons if you pushed it then held it down (or pushed repeatedly, whichever was the case) it'd dispense two instead of just one. The funny thing is... they would pick those flavors even if they liked another type better- they were just ghetto and wanted to get away with conning the machine! Offline AloneAngel · Community Member · Tue Nov 15, 2005 @ 03:47pm

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